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[UKRP] I Sexually Identify as UKRP

Day 3,058, 13:24 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Gali.

I sexually Identify as UKRP. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slaugtering disgusting TUP weeaboos with no mercy whatsoever. People say to me that a person being a political party on a free web browser game is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install large black antlers on to my head so I look like the UKRP stag. From now on I want you guys to call me "REFORMER" and respect my right to reform the constitution of a country that exists solely in a free web browser game and reform needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a reformophobe and need to check your free web browser game political privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Daddy Underpants Day 3,058, 13:32

"Ever since I was a boy"

So, like, since last week?

JiminyChristmas Day 3,058, 13:57

So before last week he was a girl?

Daddy Underpants Day 3,058, 14:13

gosh, Jimi, y u gotta put labels on everythin?!?! did u lern nothing from this article?!?!?!

JiminyChristmas Day 3,058, 14:35

Erm...I thought it was just an advert for a free web browser game because it keeps saying stuff about a free web browser game.

Was there supposed to be a hidden message in there about labels? If so, it should have pointed out that they were free labels, cos free is a good thing so people would be like, "oh, free labels! Tell me more!". Now it's just "waffle waffle waffle free web browser game waffle waffle waffle" and I'm all like "free web browser game, sounds cool, will focus on that and not pay too much attention to whatever all the waffle is".

Sweet Drinker Day 3,058, 17:35

he was a repressed fawn.

FightAndProduce Day 3,058, 13:57

What's my gender? 🚺🚹❓❓Did you just 😱 ask me 😂😂 what my gender 👧🏽👦🏽 was❓❗️Oh my god, you are LITERALLY 👋🏻 the most IGNORANT 💩 AND ILLTERATE 📚📚📚 ❌❌ FUCK I have EVER seen👀👀👀 browsing before 😂😂😂😂😂 What gives you the RIGHT ✔️✔️ to ask me what my 🚺🚹🚺🚹 gender is? 😂😂😂 MHMM? NOTHING ❌❌ THATS WHAT ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Since you're SOOOOOOO curious🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼 I'll have you know ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 that I am a 🚺🚹 G E N D E R F L U I D 🚹🚺 I'm not gonna sit here ⬇️⬇️ and explain 📢📢 what that is to someone as IGNORANT 😂💩💩 as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways ☝🏼️🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼 Being G 🚺 E 🚹 N 🚺 D 🚹 E 🚺 R 🚹 F 🚺 L 🚹 U 🚺 I 🚹 D means that I am both M A L E 🍆💦👦🏽 (cis scum😷😷😷😷😷) and F E M A L E👧🏽👠💄🍑 ❗️❗️❗️❗️ I can swap ⬇️⬆️➡️⬅️ between these genders 👌🏻😂 as I please❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ You're ignorance 😷 is literally OOZING 💦💦💦💦 out 😂😂😷😷😂😷😂😂

JiminyChristmas Day 3,058, 14:37

Thanks for the information, I always thought gender fluid was what came out when I fapped too much.

Also, is the Fight part of you male and the produce part female, or vice versa?

Topher Fair Day 3,059, 04:16

There are only two genders.

playerunknown Day 3,060, 18:32

and youre neither #rekt

Julymorning Day 3,063, 23:13

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