[TED] My Government
Jofroi
Dear citizens of eBelgium,
Here is, based on the candidacy I received and my personal choice the first draft of my government.
President
Jofroi
Well what did you expect ? 😛
Vice President
Nohjis
He has a great knowledge in different areas such as military (he's the Funky Militia leader), foreign affairs and economics. He will therefore do an awesome job as VP.
Ministry of Finances
NLSP
He has shown to be an effective MoF in the past, able to spend more than 20 times the monthly income, he knows where to find the money and how to spend it (he might be a RL politician!).
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Kravenn
Kravenn is known for his great diplomatical abilities, many frenchies will agree with that comment. Therefore he will be a strong asset for out negociations with foreign nations and his great experience will bring us a lot of benefits.
Ministry of Defence
Mittekemuis
She has occupied this post in several countries and knows really well how to handle the armies of a country. Her contacts with many foreign countries will allow her to make an efficient coordination of our military strikes.
Ministry of Home Affairs
Critically
In the past he has shown a great capability to handle the internal affairs such as the Belgian Civil War event where he had been a key element in the early war.
Ministry of Justice
Cotarius
Cotarius has recently moved to the admins country and he will certainly have gain a lot of knowledges about the way to break laws and therefore he will be a great asset in manipulating the game laws for our own profit.
Ministry of love and hugs
MaryamQ/Joep Hoep
Those two moderated persons who enjoy heated discussions and tends to show a lot of love as well as hugs will be really able to achieve great things together, for a better atmosphere.
I believe that this government will be really balanced and it should therefore please a lot of citizens from all around eBelgium (and the rest of the world).
Kind regards,
Jofroi
Great Dictator
P.S. If you are willing to candidate for a post that is still open, feel free to do so 😉
Comments
Oh crap, I got confused and published the article I was planning to release after the election, I will publish the correct one in a couple of days 😉.
First law people who are against it will be banned
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PinKingOfBelgium o/
Hurray for pink belgium. When I'll be alone in congress I'll force everyone to wear pink!
je sais pas si tu vas avoir beaucoup de monde : p
/me hugs Jofroi and has a "discussion" with him about appointing her without her consent 😉
I asked but you didn't reply, so I just did it.
😛 Was I present at the time?
Maybe not
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interesting choices
UK gov?
Anyway, good luck
We're going to be under UK domination soon anyway 😉
It's better to be under Chinese domination nowadays.
But I do not speak chinese!
It is already quite extra-ordinary that you speak fluent korean 😉
Start to learn, my dear, I have already started it myself.
What's opened? Give me something which has something to do with the PTO. 😛
Nah 😛
I am just kidding, ofc. 🙂 Good luck to you as to other candidates.
Nice, but, no vote from me.
My brother in law in the Government; a good joke.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
And everything is in pink; even better.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
It will be really interesting to see how all of this will function in reality.
But what if Jofroi doesn't win, hm?!? And someone else wins. 😛
Asks the other candidates, I cannot answer for them 😉
You should crown yourself; "Jofroi The Master of Scarlet Pimpernel and The Solely Proprietor of the Pink Lady apple's"
I'm already the eternal pink leader, it's a beggining 😛
Putain y a que des vieux 😃
Gouvernement super expérimenté, bonne chance 🙂
I would like to help your cause. I candidate myself for Ministry of Beers and Waffles.
I think that is an offer you cannot refuse. 😉
I'll think about it for my next term 😉
And then we ask : who is the minister of beer and waffles? Niemand. And we'll all be wondering why not?