[TED] Jofroi for CP (Again... Yeah, sorry)

Day 2,323, 11:06 • Published in Belgium Belgium • by Jofroi

If you don’t want to bother with the article, know that I was born in early April and that it would be nice if you could elect me as CP for my birthday. Thanks a lot in advance 😉.

*hugs eBelgium*

If you are willing to be active next month (and yes I said active) you can still asks to join one of the different ministries, I still have some slots opened 😉.

And, I would like to say thanks to all the parties who are currently supporting me for the elections (and to all the other ones that just don’t know it yet):

Defiance
Res Belgica
Beaver United Left Alternative

for support (who cares about pictures anyway?)

Let's start.

1. PTO and WIPE

There is no Citizen in Belgium that does not know about this problem (except those who aren’t reading the news but then you should not read those lines I believe). Today we have a congress and that can be seen as either good or bad. However, some Citizenships have been approved which bring us to the core of the problem. Hereby is my plan to solve the problem:
If I am elected (thanks to your numerous votes) I will contact in a private message all the party presidents of eBelgium.
Afterward, I will create a group message with all of them in it (I don't know why I will do that in two steps instead of a single one but it seems funnier this way, more spam this brings activity, yay). I will propose that instead 1 Immigration Officer, every party that is in top 5 have one IO, so we will have 5 Immigration Officers and every party will be able to do what he wants as his own immigration officer will always disagree with the other IO. Isn’t life wonderful with more debates and heated discussions? I believe it too! (and anyway people aren’t listening to what they are told to).

I believe that this will stop PTO, but, if Congress Members continues to give CS's without IO's approvals, we will have discussion about it… As mentioned above 😉

My plan is to get Belgium BACKWARD! (we should all remind the backward foundation, it’s channel still exists on IRC!).



2. New Geopolitical situation

We all saw that roles have been changed on Geopolitical scene. Countries that were allies are now enemies, and enemies are now allies. Most of countries took advantage of this situation, but not Belgium. We tried to invade the United Kingdom but they did not seem in the mood to be wiped by us so they proposed us to join a group of countries that would be favorable to their alliance “the pro-Sirius”. As we did not want to be wiped by Poland, we said yes.

I'm not against this, but, If I get elected we will have no referendum about it because people tends to troll them and that at the end the government will do what he wants anyway (oh and I do not want to be wiped by Poland… I guess I mentioned that already, right?). Citizens will be avaiable to chose on who's side are they going to fight (well they actually do that… Right?) and I as CP will respect will of majority and keep doing nothing (I’m really glad that god invented the MoFA job so that he could do all that stuff for me).




3. Interior Affairs

I decided to change the paint of my walls because they lacked of pink.


4. Internal Affairs

Situation in Belgium is really bad. First, I'm NOT going to pay back the BNA because I saw that we were still losing 5K BEF per month without even supplying it. All of us won 1k GOLD 1000 x 205 BEF = 205.000 BEF. Therefore I believe that you won’t need any money for the coming year and I will be able to keep all the state income for myself.

The earned money will be used for … Well it’s congress who decides of that anyway, who am I to say anything about that? We’ll see what they want.

Please note, this is just some guidelines that I might or might not follow (as I’m too lazy to do anything, it’s likely that I’ll be able to blame the ministries anyway)


Kind regards,
Jofroi
Country President of eBelgium
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