[T5] About Piragua History. 2nd round!. BY Cadco

Day 1,581, 12:21 • Published in USA Peru • by Jorge Z
Welcome again my dear friends, maybe you can remember me as the poor boy who wanted to teach you some history (remember, remember http://tinyurl.com/7mag93f). But I made a mistake, yes in the article a naked sculpture was shown, and we know that in USA people never are naked!.

After that, no hard feelings for that, so I bring to you the next chapter of the History! Today I’m going to teach you “La Piragua”, aka “lo mismo que el teto pero debajo agua”.

Piragua was created exactly 25.45278123698745256 years after Teto. After the early years of Teto, there were two groups of players: Egyptians followers (who did teto) and Rarebirds followers. The last ones created Piragua:


You can see how the rarebirds wanted to play on the water!!

So finally, Egyptians followers and Rarebirds followers fought in an incredible fight. The leader of Rarebirds was the yellow bird.


The glorius leader of the United and Oficial Nations of The Very Friendly and Rare Birds, Mr. Pollito Macpollo (after that glorius period, Pollito was involved with drugs and alcohol, and finally he died in a KFC)

Too many years after that time, the people from the Oficial Catholic-islamic-jew-and other religions-Republic of Chiquitistán (yeah I know, the same country but another time) changed so much the game, because they loved the risk to play Piragua instead under water, under wine, because they love too much alcohol.


Here, the unofficial videogame of the president of Chiquitistan, Mr. Littleman of the road, jarl!

And finally, the Sacred Holy Empire of Monaco-San Marino after years of riots on the dirty streets made the last version of the game, and made some changes, such as you can play under the pool to be Olympic, or under the water of your bath to be amateur.


The emperor, hey man do I know you? Did you appear in any film? Yeah it’s true you appear in the very famous book “Teo va a la Estrella de la Muerte, y la lia parda”

And now, it’s coolpic time again!!!

Kelly Brook from England, far away from Canada



Rosario Cannavo from Italy, mafia and spaguetti people



Pilar Rubio and Anna Simon from Spain, ay oma que ricas