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[SQRT] The New Order

Dan 1,884, 19:05 Published in USA Kanada s strani Thedillpickl

Written by: Thedillpickl (under duress)


Greetings Citizens!

ATTENTION: It is the Praetor's order that you play this music.
(Yeah, I know it's Star Wars music, you try to find a Romulan march.)

Thedillpickl's whereabouts are unknown. The coward ran off screaming something about flying saucers & space aliens. (Personally I think he's flipped his lid.) Fear not my friends! It is I, Squirtious Maximus, your new Praetor here to defend and serve all true Romulans... That's right, I said f'ing Romulans. Now hush up, this will be good.


ALL HAIL THE NEW PRAETOR!

also

ALL HAIL THE ROMULAN EMPIRE!
ALL HAIL SQRT!

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL


So now that we've got that straight let me tell you the why and then the how.




Why


You've seen this?

The Nova Roma people wish to take over a planet. The Romulan Empire wishes to take over the Galaxy. (Some people set there goals way to low.) Also we would like to give everyone a good SQRT.

Not that I have any problem with people RP'ing to their little hearts content, but this is getting annoying. So instead of bitching (and that is so hard for me) I figure why not join in the fun. Of course this is where my nonconformist nature kicked in. That explains the 'WHY' part.




How

This is even simpler than why. I know how to use Gimp (sort of) and admins are greedy, they want my gold so they let me change my name. D'oh!




Is He Done Yet?

No one need bow down to the Praetor! No one need do anything. But if you are to follow the noble cause and fight for the Empire then be sure to reprint this drivel every chance you get!

ALL HAIL THE ROMULAN EMPIRE!
ALL HAIL SQRT!

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL
 

Komentarji

Plugson
Plugson Dan 1,884, 19:12

Pickle juice in the eye rather stings, doncha know.

ViKy KC
ViKy KC Dan 1,884, 19:23

SQUIRT!

Phoenix Quinn
Phoenix Quinn Dan 1,884, 19:25

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL

fingerguns
fingerguns Dan 1,884, 19:48

lol

I love this, but I hate that you changed your name.

K Squared
K Squared Dan 1,884, 20:10

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP!
SQRT IN YOUR EYE!
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL!

Andrew Carnagie
Andrew Carnagie Dan 1,884, 20:15

We shall cover the barbarians with pickle juice!

pop George
pop George Dan 1,884, 21:47

a PP (Pickle Pat) thats Squirtious Maximus can be intimidating




love the new name

SColbert
SColbert Dan 1,884, 22:06

There is no god, but SColbert

BS in our hearts
BS in our minds
BS now and forever!

HEARMERAWR
HEARMERAWR Dan 1,884, 22:09

ALL HAIL THE ROMULAN EMPIRE!
ALL HAIL SQRT!

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL

Candor
Candor Dan 1,884, 22:14

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-nos-war-declared-on-honduras-accommodations-available--2195385/1/20

We declared war on Honduras. Our God is better than your God.

Votado.

Malefic Pixel
Malefic Pixel Dan 1,884, 22:26

voted, 135

New Faustian Man
New Faustian Man Dan 1,884, 23:02

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL

Voted.

Tiamati
Tiamati Dan 1,884, 23:14

Voted; good to see you've seen the awe-inspiring irony of all this RP'ing effort towards unity Maximus.

In all seriousness though this theme seems suiting given the origins of the star empire breaking off from their logical cousins.

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Dan 1,884, 23:20

Logic is great... as long as it doesn't get in the way of my ruling the galaxy.

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL

Bristel Akina
Bristel Akina Dan 1,884, 23:26

All hail Bristel!

BRSTL in your butt
BRSTL in your naughty parts
BRSTL in your soul

weasel2
weasel2 Dan 1,884, 23:55

All things serve the Beam

Dio Czenishkov
Dio Czenishkov Dan 1,885, 00:02

ilphen
ilphen Dan 1,885, 00:25

your avatar is brilliant, it's a mix of pure success and power, especially your choice of color and font type for the name is absolutely excellent!

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Dan 1,885, 01:26

I was truly horrified until I read this....then I realized I loved your more than ever.

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL

TheNorm
TheNorm Dan 1,885, 01:48

nice..i cant wait to SQRT

Cyber Witch
Cyber Witch Dan 1,885, 01:58

Sorry Pickl, but is it wrong that the first thing I thought when I heard about SQRT was Squirtle from Pokemon? Heads to my corner...

JeguljaM
JeguljaM Dan 1,885, 02:04

SQRT IN YOUR EYE jizz

Gnilraps
Gnilraps Dan 1,885, 06:41

I SQRTed

VERY nicely done.

Simulare
Simulare Dan 1,885, 07:12

SQRT at home. SQRT on the world.

Merle Corey
Merle Corey Dan 1,885, 08:22

wait, why are we taking the Square Root of everything?

Ghost of Tom Joad
Ghost of Tom Joad Dan 1,885, 08:50

I was wondering, "Who the hell is Squitious Maximus and how did I get a subscription to their paper?

shiloh13
shiloh13 Dan 1,885, 09:22

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP!
SQRT IN YOUR EYE!
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL!

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Dan 1,885, 11:46

Merle Corey
Day 1,885, 08:22
"wait, why are we taking the Square Root of everything?"

^ math major

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Dan 1,885, 12:28

^^^

We shall go on to the end. We shall fight on Neptune, we shall fight on the moons of Jupiter and oceans of liquid nitrogen on Uranus, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the solar system, we shall defend our planet, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the plains of Giza, we shall fight on their landing pyramids, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender...

Viarizi
Viarizi Dan 1,885, 16:49

ALL HAIL THE ROMULAN EMPIRE!
ALL HAIL SQRT!

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL

SGTRock
SGTRock Dan 1,885, 16:50

where's Hannibal when you need him

Mister Y
Mister Y Dan 1,885, 16:54

Sqirt? Someone said squirt? Voted hard!

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Dan 1,885, 17:06

@SGTRock, look above you. :D

Lansizzle
Lansizzle Dan 1,886, 07:12

ALL HAIL THE ROMULAN EMPIRE!
ALL HAIL SQRT!

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL

Jay Huntsman
Jay Huntsman Dan 1,886, 10:40

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Clorox II
Clorox II Dan 1,886, 17:55

uh-huh

 
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