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Day 2,915, 08:44 • Published in USA USA • by Jimmy Cincinnati

Issue #103



Letters from a congressman:

So, we got a new dictator. The first thing the new dictator did was, consult congress about the war with eIndonesia. This was a good move, because I like being consulted and I like war, so....

All proposals made by congress were voted down. All of the proposals of the dictator were approved.


Some people are happy; as long as that big strong owl keeps them tucked under his wing. They are willing to eat whatever he regurgitates, but I'm ashamed to be part of it.







Most of the congressional proposals involved taxes. There was no change in tax, btw.
Secondly, there were congress members that attempted to ban their rivals. Both proposals were laughable.
Finally, there was money for CO's in Indonesia.


Until next time!
Your public servant GoTJ.








GoTJ's Party Presidential Endorsement:

Just in case anyone was wondering; I endorse Tom Cauchon, for Socialist Freedom Party President. Here's a list of the candidates:

Screwdriverbot

ReMiiX

Tom Cauchon

nonak




A shameless plug.




I'm not a doctor, but I'm going to try and analyze the candidates.
Let's start with screwdriverbot:
He is not new to the party, but I have never been introduced. In my opinion; this shows a lack of diplomacy.
Now, for ReMiiX:
I've never seen nor heard of them. I suspect it's a dude, dressed as a woman, but that's not very politically correct, so I have to pretend I don't suspect a thing.
Tom Cauchon:
Tom is a, long time, member of the Revolutionary Committee, he's a member of the Writer's Guild, he's active on the Forum, the IRC and he participates in mass attacks. He shows potential, but I hope he writes more updates.
Last and least is nonak:
This candidate doesn't appear to have thought things through. The avatar is a dead giveaway.

I wish everyone the best and all, but it's no contest; in my opinion. Tom wins it, by experience, diplomacy, activity and media presence. If he loses; I'll write a 30,000 word essay about how smart is Wild Owl.





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