[Serfdom] Final State of the Banana Address

Day 2,629, 12:46 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by 10 Downing Street



Peasants of the Banana Republik, loyal minions of Serfdom,


My Dictators days are coming to an end and this is what my Cabinet leaves you with:


- 2 more regions than when I took office

- more money in the Treasury

- considerably bigger income

- highly professional gay military

- 15 new MPPs

- new bonuses

- alliance you can be proud of and that admins will never create

- more crap in the media


and worst of all


- another month of derps in Congress


As always we've been generous to our allies and they've been more than good to us. I would like to thank Croatia, Turkey and Lithuania for giving us tokens on day 2 as well as United Arab Emirates for lending us one.


We've donated free tokens to our allies, Estonia and Spain, as well as France who we had great training war cooperation with for this tournament.


Other tokens were sold and money was added to the treasury while the new ones are expected to go to India and countries that ask for them.


I'd like to thank my whole team for helping me this month and to all other countries and players for making my term more interesting. Whoever is the next CP, I'll surely stick around to help.


Now... You've seen what I did for this community, and for the people I call friends and allies. I'd like to ask you to do something as well. Go to the Country Economy page:


and donate some gold, country currency and food. As much as you find suitable. Any donation is welcome and it's to show the new attitude that we, the citizens of the UK, have towards our community.



That's all,

Ser Fartsalot