[Royal Proclamation] King Woldy defeats Argentina and secures peace treaty!
Day 2,823, 13:14
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by Ministry of Glorious Praise
People of the eUK, and indeed the eWorld! I bring glad tidings today with the announcement than His Britannic majesty King Woldy has had his gracious peace terms accepted by the wretched argentinian junta!
This victory has been achieved first by our glorious leader’s exploits on the battlefield, leading his armies to victory on the battlefield across the eUK:
London
South East England
A large part of the success, the King notes, goes to a brave new band of elite warriors that has assembled to defeat the nefarious argentinians.
As well as this, the realm has received great help from its allies over the course of these battles; in particular Ireland, Mexico and Chile!The former two have also suffered under Argy oppression and have also begun to win back their freedom!
Oaxaca
Shannon
This magnificent victory has lead to the Argentinian junta begging to make peace with our mighty coalition of nations, and King Woldy has negotiated the following conditions to come into effect immediately:
The Treaty for Great Justice
1. Argentina will give back all occupied land to the UK, Nigeria, Mexico and Ireland.
2. Argentina agrees to accept their position as not-quite-as-cool as Chile and surrender one region of Chile’s choice to them
3. Argentina will repay all tax taken from countries that they oppressed
9. Argentina agrees not to start any NE’s or AS’s against any county beginning with a vowel
10. Argentina agrees not to start any NE’s or AS’s against any country beginning with a vowel
16. Argentina will publish an article from MoD org stating that they are loyal subjects of his Britannic Majesty King Woldy I and big fans of Peter Sellers movies
7.Argentina will rename their MoD org to “The Falklands are British”
Summer of 69. Argentina will make the word “Malvinas” a badword on their national IRC channel
36. Argentina CP will make change.org petition to ask RL Argentina government to drop claim to the Falkland Islands
82. Any breach of these conditions by Argentina will result in 1,000,000cc fine and being thrown into Mount Doom
Our gracious monarch has won truly great terms from the Junta, to enshrine our victory!
Hail Woldy!
1. Argentina will give back all occupied land to the UK, Nigeria, Mexico and Ireland.
2. Argentina agrees to accept their position as not-quite-as-cool as Chile and surrender one region of Chile’s choice to them
3. Argentina will repay all tax taken from countries that they oppressed
9. Argentina agrees not to start any NE’s or AS’s against any county beginning with a vowel
10. Argentina agrees not to start any NE’s or AS’s against any country beginning with a vowel
16. Argentina will publish an article from MoD org stating that they are loyal subjects of his Britannic Majesty King Woldy I and big fans of Peter Sellers movies
7.Argentina will rename their MoD org to “The Falklands are British”
Summer of 69. Argentina will make the word “Malvinas” a badword on their national IRC channel
36. Argentina CP will make change.org petition to ask RL Argentina government to drop claim to the Falkland Islands
82. Any breach of these conditions by Argentina will result in 1,000,000cc fine and being thrown into Mount Doom
Our gracious monarch has won truly great terms from the Junta, to enshrine our victory!
Hail Woldy!
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"7.Argentina will rename their MoD org to “The Falklands are British”"
When Argentina airstriked us a year or two ago I bought an MU and named it exactly that. Isn't it funny how great minds think alike?
All Hail King Woldy the Argie Conquerer o/
Nah the guy didnt even fight, stop your lies
but he negotiated the treaty
3 mins after I left a comment, get a life
|Please stop trying to lie to people
You timing this one too?
And you reply twice in 2 minutes.
gg man.
ffs Sambo stop being my multi
If ya gonna lecture someone for replying within 3 minutes, you might want to consider not replying within one.
Due to the fact I have just wrote a comment not that im waiting for comments checking my alert box, have a enjoying evening doing nothing
I had also just finished writing a comment considering ITS THE COMMENT YOU REPLYED TO WITHIN 120 SECONDS
WE ARE ALL JUST MULTIS OF SAMBO
I shall enjoy my evening relaxing, checking my social media and eRep after a hard day of work. I likewise hope you too enjoy your evening
Their is many lonely guys out their, if you want me to help you find dates just ask !
*there
/me scampers away
Yeah a date would be lovely. When you wanna meet up Dapper? Need an evening away from the wife tbh. She's driving me nuts packing for the holiday
nice candlelit diner for sambo? i think he deserves to be treated
Sorry Dapper, I would like to go on a date with you, but sadly I'm already taken. 🙂
don't tell him that Max, he'll be gutted
Dapper, why don't you go snog willy over there and stop being a complete and utter tard. Just because you and willy are both wannabes of Woldy doesn't mean you can try to make Woldy's highness lower! Now, once you've snogged him go take him out for dinner, he's lonely, so it should escalate fairly quickly from there. Good luck!
I spent all my emoney fighting yesterday, now I'm ebroke!
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inb4conspiracy
Bring back Aleks
Hail Woldy and his enormous testes \o/
Signed on behalf of King Woldy,
Addaway, Royal Minister for Glorious Praise and Appreciation of Gracious King Woldy and his radiant wife Queen Madelina (RMoGPAGKRWQM)
Best Ministry
You are such a idiot
You are such a twat.
My God, the force resides in him. I must return to the UK.
Only the One True King™ could win such a decisive and glorious victory.
another idiot
Another twat.
"WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL DEATH"
-Argentina
"WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL 5PM SHARPISH THEN BREAK FOR CLUELESS ON BBC1"
- Woldy
Much vote.
What a sad and pathetic propaganda article trying to bask in some sort of glory, Mr Woldy hasnt even fought and only reason the UK have beaten Argentina is due to no great deed by the UK it's due to the fact argentina are fighting on a few fronts, to make articles like this is dirt poor, just the old fags trying to pretend they done same crew I see Sambo Addaway Wookie Fataliix,. what losers ! trying to trick the UK into thinking someone has done something!
Lucky people know the truth !
Lighten up Dapper it's all just a joke. Have a little giggle at the Argies expense. Come on you know you want too. Don't make me come over there and give you a tickle.
I know right its almost as if this was a joke article or something.
4 mins, its like you guys have no sort of real life or something?
shock Horror
1 mins, its like you have no sort of real life or something?
shock Horror
You've replied within 1 minute. Get a life.
Maybe it could be that we're all online at the same time. But that would be sensible wouldn't it
Damn it Addaway stop being Fata's other multi
I think I need to change my name to Garth667 to appease my multi overlord Sambo
1 min mate, you bloody hypocrite.
Everyday is a fight for me my privileged friend
With your looks I guess you are right
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Prince Harry is clearly an eArgy collaborator! Exile him immediately!