[RIP Tenshibo] We All Had Dreams
Derphoof
Mood Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78Mt5b6ysj4
We all had dreams, I’m sure. Some of us growing up wanted to be a police officer, firefighter, the president, a prostitute, etc. All the typical stuff kids dream of. In this game, many of us had dreams and ambitions all the same. Some people wanted to be intense media personalities, congressmen, MU Leaders, department secretaries, assholes on a forum, presidents, contrarians, or those idiots who fund the game with RL money. Many of those hopes have been dashed by the community or by game mechanics.
You were shit at politics and couldn’t beat out the cool kids. Maybe you sucked at the department job you went after. Perhaps you just couldn’t out-dick the other trolls on the forum and died off. For some, they spent all of their money in the game and now live a life of solitude in a van under the bridge, checking their companies at the local library, wondering where it all went wrong.
However, I wanted none of those things. All I wanted was a piece of Tenshibo’s ass, ya know?
I just wanted to get high with him and pound it out in an IRC channel. I mean, who doesn’t?
Ok, I know what some of you are thinking. “You’re f****** disgusting. Wtf is this article? You’re a goddamn horsef***er, anyways. Go **** urself, you sick freak.”
To that I say you don’t know what true
Tonight, my dream dies, as dearest Tenshi passes from this life to a much better one without the bullshit that accompanies eRep. He will pass on to a world of weed and taco bell. For that, we can all wish him well on his blazed endeavors.
Pour one out for the GOAT:
Comments
#Cut4Tenshibo
Swag
Aww.
Please vote my article
http://www.erepublik.com/es/article/una-apuesta-una-mentira-v-2524696/1/20
I thought it was funny anyway.
#yoloswag
#Cut4Tenshibo
#aworldofweedandtacobell
GOAT
#baguettes4faggots
o7
You can still make love to his eCorpse.
Eggs and Bacon yo. Like eggs and bacon.
FIST
For weed and taco bell. 🙂
It will be a good life. o/