[PotUS] Update:
Jimmy Cincinnati
*I arrive at the pavilion and make my way through a crowd of onlookers. Most of them are cheering. Although, I'm met with a few criticisms.
I approach the podium and reach for the microphone. Then, with the flick of my cigarette, I begin to speak.*
"So, here I am. The month has been building up to this. Come to think of it; My whole eLife has been building up to this moment. Why then, Am I drunk; I don't know."
"It's a little far fetched; That I might win the Presidential Election. Never the less; I've, certainly, been working at it."
"I'm not saying, I'm a better candidate than Tyler. Tyler Bubblar is an excellent Candidate. He has always had my respect. The Federalists are also a good group of people; generally speaking. If you vote for Tyler B. I believe; You will get what you wanted."
"Here is what makes me different:
I formed a council of anyone that would volunteer. Then, I let my councilors
influence the cabinet selections.
The only nomination the wasn't part of this process, was the vice presidential selection. (Evil Elvis, already called dibs on it.)
I have created a welfare program without the meta-game.
I Have sent, or offered to send updates to the Top 5 party presidents.
I have maintained contact with most of the sixth parties.
I have served the citizens, to the best of my ability.
I have been entertained."
"I will encourage the government to issue currency. I believe Oblige is the man for the job. (He was on board, the first time this was brought up.)
I've included and will continue to include. Everyone that is willing to serve on the Presidential Cabinet. (Barring enemies of the eUS.)"
"I'm going to need a lot of help with this, but if the master has it's way, We will need some Cabinet Nominations:
Arrden would be my Chief of Staff.
Disco Mussolini would be my Secretary of Defense.
Rainysunday would be Secretary of Interior.
Cubby would be NSC Director
Dave Gulya would be the Secretary of Press
Sar97 would be Secretary of Education.
Supernana would be secretary of Treasury."
"DMJ would become the USAF, Operations Chief.
Disco Mussolini would be the second commander."
"I've already mentioned some other mechanical planning, but I don't plan to follow through, until I have consulted the master and the cabinet.
Keep in mind; Everyone is allowed to serve on the cabinet. All you have to do is ask."
*I dropped the microphone. As it dangled from it's cord; I staggered away from the podium.*
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Comments
Best of luck GoTJ, you know you have my vote. I think you made a good run, especially from being from outside left. It is unorthodox,but really that what this game needs desperately.
If you should be defeated tomorrow, you should think of a future run. Just keep pushing on ahead.
I agree with you about TB being an excellent candidate.
Good job mate.
Thank you Shiloh.
The Magic 8-Ball has prophesied that I would be victorious. So, I'm going to keep going.
What Shiloh said, this month is a win-win. You've put up an impressive run and you've got my vote for tomorrow.
GoTJ4POTUS
My fingers are crossed.
Thanks folks.
BTW; I got forum access, yesterday.
Yup you have my vote of course.
Good luck 🙂
Voted, good luck mate o/
Usually the [POTUS] article preface is reserved for the actual President.
Which you aren't (going to be).
[POTUS] Pfeiffer, you are fumb as duck!!!
That is a courageous way to insult someone.
I guess risking FP can be pretty scary to an ASS like you.
You are fumb as duck, Cthulhu!
Hey I dislike Pfluffer as much as anyone but you gotta come up with something a little better than a play on words. It makes you look immature VT.
Have a great day.
I like you GoTJ very much; your & an underdog in this race & you've shown some balls!!! REmember: Tyler's got beaten twice before this time.... I believe in you 😃
Everyone should run for President at least once. The more serious your campaign, the more you will learn and take away from the experience. My two cents.
Whether a person should actually WIN an election is up to the voters. But good luck to you brother, and I hope, regardless of outcome, it was a beneficial ride!
Character is all a man ever truly owns 🙂 (says my fortune cookie).
I voted for you btw 😉
Thanks Candor. You are an outstanding individual. ; )
It was and is a pleasure.
I hope there will be a good turnout.
Well the highway is alive tonight
But nobody's kidding nobody about where it goes
I'm sitting down here in the campfire light
Voting for the Ghost of Tom Joad
Every time somebody votes for the Ghost of Tom Joad an anarchist angel gets its wings.
Wahoooo yessss
Tom Joad for PotUS. Best choice on the ballot.
Thanks for the kind words and for taking part in the discussion group.
No problem, you showed plenty of potential. In my opinion you should have gotten the majority of the votes 😛 Maybe try again another day and better results will follow. If you do run again, you have my vote again. 🙂
"Rainysunday would be Secretary of Interior."
I have seen enough hentai to know where that is going.
(;,,😉
I want to see that one ; )
Dibs FTW!
I now call dibs on the gold of everyone reading this comment. 🙂
Seriously though...it was a good run, I hope you keep trying.
I was only looking for a little entertainment. I think that I found it.
Thanks E.E.
hi.
Thanks for fighting for our nation
Started in 2012 and still never loaded an avatar. 67 strength, 11k damage for US.
what botnet are you a part of?
I voted for you.
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