[PENIS] Interview with Calem Leon!

Day 2,650, 23:52 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Hail Astrid

Welcome to a new series I hope to start (until I get too lazy to continue it):

Pay-Per-View Exclusive: Newbie Interviews

or PENIS, for short.

Heh, heh.




Here's the breakdown of the acronym:

Pay-per-view is a subtle plea for endorsements.
Exclusive because the interviewee is not very famous and thus has not been interviewed by anyone else.
Newbie because they're younger than me.
Interview for obvious reasons.
S - plural, because hopefully there'll be more than one.


Without further ado, let me introduce to you the first person I managed to interview. His current state of newbie anonymity is about to be penetrated.

Calem Leon!


As of Day 2,650.

Several things struck me when I first saw the eCitizen known as Calem Leon.

1) He was online.
2) He replied to my message.

Thus, he was suitable to be interviewed.

Here is the interview.

Me: Hello, Calem! 🙂

CL: Hail Astrid! 😛


An impressive start.

Can I interview you? 🙂

What about? I mean sure, but I've not been playing the game for very long

Exactly! Sort of to introduce you to the eUK, so to speak 🙂

Sounds fun, I'm in! [Possible sexual innuendo]

Okay 🙂 Could you explain the meaning behind your name and your avatar?

Well my username is just my real one, plain and simple, while my avatar is a piece of art I really like


Confirme😛 Calem Leon is an art lover. And possibly balding.

🙂 What made you choose your political party and military unit? And what goals do you have in this game?

When I started playing I joined TUP Family, just because they were the biggest (Insert your own innuendo here), but they all seemed like chill dudes so I joined the party to match. And as for my goals, I really want to try the political portion of the game, because the combat module is a wee bit boring


Confirme😛 Calem Leon likes big things.

🙂 How about the media module? You've already amassed three subscribers for your paper!
Who would you say has been the biggest influence in your eLife so far?

Also, what is one feature you wish they would introduce in this game?

I've got no idea how I did that 😛. But the media module is something that other people using interests me, since I'm a sporadic and pretty bad writer anyway.
My influences? Probably the active members of my party and MU, just because I know I can ask them anything if I need to.

And I can't think of anything I'd want introduced to the game, especially while I'm still wrapping my head around everything so far [Possible sexual innunedo]

I'll let you in on a secret: just spam your articles with funny gifs to avoid having to write actual content 😉

And that concludes the serious part of the interview.

Now on to the lighter stuff:

Was the moon landing a conspiracy?




Thanks for the tip 😃 [Possible sexual innuendo]

Damn right the moon landing is a conspiracy! Wheres mah moon aliums! /s

Noted. 🙂
"Dogs are like people, except not like people. Because they're dogs."

Comment on this statement and its degree of accuracy.

It's highly accurate, some people are utter bitches


Confirme😛 Calem Leon's got some zingers tucked up his sleeve.

Finally, what are the benefits of adding Calem Leon as a friend?

Well you'll have me as a friend, do you need another benefit? 😉 [Possible sexual innuendo]


Confirme😛 Calem Leon is Justin Timberlake.

Well, that concludes an insightful and ground-breaking interview by the man behind Calem Leon, who is also named Calem Leon.

Anything else the eUK should know/be warned about you?

Be afraid... Be very afraid...

of how nice I am 😃

Excellent 🙂 I'll probably edit this so that I don't look like the smiley-spamming idiot that I am 🙂

So it will be published... soon

Oh god, now I'm scared 🙂

I forgot to thank Calem for the interview (sorry about that), so I'd like to do it here.

Thank you


Full interview transcript here!