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Yesterday and day before yesterday although I have been writing other articles but I have been thinking of what I should write for entertainment. And I wrote 2 different articles ones which were heavily rewritten by me after that as well and although they were meant just as jokes. They made me sort of sick as they were troll articles. As nothing funny can be made of this game without making fun at the cost of someone. So I deleted them both and decided to conduct a simple RL activity to get some interesting jokes from RL-friends for you guys. In short, striking down two birds with a single stone. Some acted like ass holes and other provided beaten up old jokes. Bot some provided interesting jokes. So here go some which I found interesting while others have been added by me. If you like em just vote, shout and comment, and help ePakistani media.



ENGLISH

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Genie: What do you want?
Boy: A beautiful girl.

Genie: If you are a muslim. I'll give you Mahnoor Baloch. If you are a Hindu, I'll give you Kareena Kapoor. If you are a Christian, I'll give you Jessica Simpson. So whats your name?
Boy: Sheikh Vinod Fernandes.

Genie: Give him 'Firdous Ashiq Awan' for trying to be over-smart.

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Brilliant answers by students who got 0%.

Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?
A. His last battle.

Q. How do you stop acid indigestion?
A. Stop drinking acid!

Q. Where was declaration of independence of Pakistan and India signed?
A. At the bottom of the page.

Q. Whats the main reason for divorce?
A. Marriage.

Q. Ganges flows in which state?
A. Liquid State.

Q. When was Mahatma Gandhi born?
A. On his birthday. 😛

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Dear Google,
Please stop acting like my wife!

Kindly let me finish my sentence before you start giving suggestions 😛

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Couple sitting together .
Wife: I will make you the happiest person on Earth.

Husban😛 I will miss you.

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For Sale 😛

URDU/PUNJABI

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Famous actress Meera apna result dekh k

'Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?'

Main fail ho gayi aur woh bhi 'English' main?



'Dis-possible'.

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Police: Double swari par pabandi hai aur tum 4 beth k ja rahay ho?

Student(pareshani say pechay dekhtay huay): Oye chawalo! 5wa kithay sott aye o? Roti tay onay khawani c!

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Wipe it or Not? 😁

PIA ki flight main captain announcement k bad mike off kurna bhool gaya,.

Captain apnay co-pilot say: Ab main 1 cup coffee piyun ga phir air hostess ko kiss karun ga.

Yeh sun kur 1 air hostess mike off kurnay bhagi gir gai

Sath betha admi: O khuda ki bandi Aram say jao pehlay woh coffee piye ga 😛

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'SADQA' denay say hur bala tull jati hai....
Siwaye us k jo aap k 'NIKAH' main aa gayi ho 😛

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Crime Scene!

Thats all 😛 I hope you liked em.

And also I can happily announce that banner for MOMS has been made and budget for MOMS has been approved by The Prez and MOE, and more than half the amount already shifted to me. While the rest has been promised to me by Prez. So from tomorrow on all the articles written under the banner of MOMS will be given at least 3 tanks and maximum 9 tanks provided the articles remain less than 3. If they go above 3, which seems impossible with the current level of enthusiasm, the best 3 would get 3 each. While the prize of the 'Article of The Month' will be 5000 PKR. And I can also happily announce that I will also hold an entertainment competition as promised in plan. Rules and prize will be explained tomorrow.

Regards
Av Khan or _Sora_