[MoHA] Americans in Wales. Poor Misguided Fools.
Day 805, 05:45
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I stand by the headline of this article. After months of fist waving and much waving of private parts in our general direction (my mother was not a hamster), them pesky Emericans have finally had some geography lessons.
Now as probably the only person in the eUK who actually likes Wales (no offence South West your lovely too) you've annoyed me today. Oh it's not the attacking and conquering that annoys me or the questionable use of our sheep. No. it's your obvious lack of humour (with a U, that is after all the correct way).
An eMerican sense of humour
As Lord Karacticus of the South of Wales I will now address these humourless Yanky Doodle Dandies in traditional South Walian tongue:
Oh butt! If ew dun clear off I'm gunna come over there and show ew what to with ew fifth amendment
Important Official Thing
Would all peoples of Wales and the South West please follow the exit signs and move to London.
Please message this office for tickets if you can not afford them
There is no welcome in the hillside. Make the most of our sheep Uncle Sam. We'll be back boyo
Karacticus
Minister of Home Affairs
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Oh butt! If ew dun clear off I'm gunna come over there and show ew what to with ew fifth amendment
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Horice 🙂
If we can't have Wales, nobody can! ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!
Which is the worse offence? Occupation or Betrayal?
Mae sawl cenedl llai na Chymru eisoes yn aelodau llawn o’r gymuned Rhyngwladol. Mae Plaid am i’n cenedl ni gael ei thrin yn gydradd.
...Ceterum censeo PHOENIX esse delendam!
Ay USA, you alright?
What's occurin'
FOR WALES!!!!!
An army that says "please" when issuing orders?
How's about you sound off like you got a pair!
HAHAHA, YOU STILL LOST
vote!
MOVE TO LONDON!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/make-you-re-computer-dream-of-erepublik-1181629/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/make[..]/1/20
you forgot to say "eUS cannot into space" 😛
Coz they can't and there is no need to say it over and over..
I also have a masterful grasp of the English language.
That as they say is a true fact or a factoid.
"Oh butt! If ew dun clear off I'm gunna come over there and show ew what to with ew fifth amendment"
You have a problem with the right to not testify in a manner that would incriminate yourself?
Migleas Faught: I don't know. You'll have to ask the eSwedes on that one...
bora da rydwn bwyn yn cymru. your a fag because your emerican
us allies bois are guna show you a thing or 2
Must be nice to be Welsh. It's obvious how much London is interested in your welfare, providing you are helping to bolster the wall at London.
Take a look at the figures for the defence of Wales against E-US and E-Canada. London let Wales be occupied, they had the damage to hold it, but rather chose to let Wales fall to help bolster the defences of London.
Hmmm...
THIS is what it must have been like to be the UK / PEACE last summer.
To KNOW that you're gonna PWN - yet see such valiant confidence in an enemy who cannot see it for themselves.
The question is - will the UK surrender, or get wiped - like Canada did?
Funny, your Glorious Leader has urged you all into London to make it all that much easier to attack all these tiny little walls everywhere!
IF we decide to attack them first that is - with such a tasty target in London! When we break into you crumpet cabinets in Jolly London lets watch your Glorious Leader try and repatriate you all to where he THINKS we'll attack next - at the cost of 2 moving tickets per, of course.
Oh, and Phoenix looks to be hanging you out to dry as a lost cause!
Tea Time!
\o/
Mr Woldy has all the facts
Free the eWelsh from the eUSA oppression
London is safe
NEVER EVER SURRENDER
Viva La Résistance
What's occurin'
@Pensive
"If we can't have Wales, nobody can!"
So typical of Englishman
And what about Wales rightful owners,Welshman?
...Cuimhnigí Luimneach agus feall na Sassanaigh
...Ceterum censeo PHOENIX esse delendam!
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Masala_Man 🙂
The Emericans won't know what to do with all those double Ls and voweless sentences...