[MOE]Cats

Day 2,185, 08:57 • Published in Malaysia Malaysia • by clanky4


Cats, such as the one pictured above, are domesticated wild beasts who are kept by some as pets. These cats who are kept as pets are used for the main reason of companionship and occasionally entertainment.


What do they eat?


A domesticated cat will generally eat the specialized pet food that their caretakers make for them. Like dogs most cats are not able to eat cocoa without becoming ill.

If not feed by their caretakers a domesticated cat will turn back to its feral nature and feed on the blood of the innocent. Even if fed regularly, a cat will still stalk other smaller animals and merely play with their dead corpse rather then eating it.

It has been assumed that cat will not eat the corpse of its prey unless it is either desperate enough or if its mother has taught it to do so.


Anatomy


A cat will generally weigh anywhere between from 8 to 25 pounds depending on the breed. The cat has two long canine teeth specifically for ripping into their prey's vertebrae causing permanent paralysis and eventually an agonizing death.

Similar to dogs cats also walk on their "toes"



Cats have many backwards facing spines on their tongue which help them to groom themselves. There have been multiple cases where a cat would excessive groom itself leading to hair loss in certain areas.


Eating Cats


In some parts of the world cats are eaten for a variety of different reasons. I honestly have no idea why someone would eat a cat. They have very little meat and are prone to shed, depending on the breed.


Caring for Cats

Don't eat them, feed them regularly, and be sure to keep them indoors.





Minister of Education:
clanky4