[MoD] Orders - Troll Fest and an Awesome Weekend

Day 2,580, 06:07 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Ministry of Defence



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Ministry of Defence December 2014



Ser Fartsalot
Adastros
ilphen
Jude Connors







Dear citizens of UK, considering we're in the days of "boosting the economy" and your MoD is here to look out for your interest, we cannot order or advise you to fight anywhere. Enjoy this weekend, talk to your friends, have a nice day out or what we would prefer... troll the s*it out of each other in this game. Make a good article, complain, whine and try to discredit someone. We're UK. Don't disappoint. Use this game as it should be, as a trolling platform.

If you really wish to spend your tanks and food somewhere, go to campaigns and see which UK ally needs your help the most.



Battle Priorities
Day 2580 @ 05:49, Updated by Ser Fartsalot


Prio 1: Do an article or a feed post that would make two other people argue with each other.



Prio 2: Try making someone very upset




Top Prio: Have a nice weekend, wink wink





Do not fight for UK in Resistance Wars! Your MoD wishes you a nice weekend. See you on Monday!