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/me shuffles feet

Day 1,105, 16:45 • Published in USA USA

• by Pheno Sony

So...Uhm.. I'm running for President of the United States. Simply put, I will make this country fruity.

2 reasons why you should vote for me.

1.) I'm better then the other candidates. Issues ranging from being a brit(GlaDos), being FAR too sexy to run (CRoy), being a closeted flamer (Justin McCravok), being......Deleruin (Deleruin), or being an impotent 10 year old(Chickensguys).

2.) Im a banana. No other reason is needed. But to top it all off, I also am endorsed by the Pokemon creators.

So yeah, vote for me and stuffz. Kthxbai.

OH, I almost forgot! My VP choice! This is a man(Thing) you have never seen before. Quite simply put, he(it) doesn't even PLAY eRep. Which is exactly why I chose him(it)! Come one come all to meet the infamous.

GAY MAN!

Comments

Pheno Sony Day 1,105, 17:09

Gaymanmaxxxxxxxx

Code-Y Day 1,105, 17:12

funny troll is funny

Justin McCravok Day 1,105, 17:13

: 3

Dave Richards Day 1,105, 17:18

Just as Barack vindicated blacks by taking over the free world, so too will homosexuals such as this man. He's also Asian.

I'm thinking Pheno can pull a Murkowski.