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[Loathing] Wayne's Totally Unbiased CP Analysis #2

Day 2,570, 03:50 • Published in United Kingdom

• by WayneKerr

After the resounding success of my previous Unbiased CP Analysis, it's that time of month once again. The time when I educate you all, giving you the tools needed to make the correct and informed decision regarding your vote and the CP elections.

With the out-going CP and his Cabinet making school boy errors, they have left us without a Congress this month, so the CP has free reign to do as he pleases, safe in the knowledge that there is sod all anyone can do to question him or hold him accountable. This means it's doubly important that you pick correctly.

So without further ado, let's get on with it.

CptChazBeard
TRS, UKRP, UKPP, WRP, PCP

My friend, my lover, my fellow Phil Collins fan, CptChazbeard is a rare creature in eRep. A player blessed with not only good looks, but a slight understanding of game mechanics coupled with that precious commodity called intelligence. CptChazbeard, or Chaz as he is affectionately known as, is one of our most underrated players.

Worthy of standing shoulder to shoulder with such eUK behemoths as Horice and Emegry, Chaz is blessed with another of that rare commodity, a sense of humour. This has often seen him overlooked for the more prestigious of extra buttons in the past, at the expense of more srs bsn players.

... and look where that has lead us.

A true knight in shining armour and not just a retard in tin foil, Chaz is a worthy successor to the Late Great Leader Alex.

Waynes CP Rating: 9/10

jamesw
ESO

The original eUK thief, jamesw is many things, inactive, lazy, oldfag, moralfag and regular fag, to name just a few. Wanting nothing more than to remain relevant, add another CP medal to his 10 already, as well as needing the 5g after sinking all his (stolen) money into the failed MU Legion, I fear for the eUK's Treasury, should jamesw get elected.

A vocal supporter in the past of both BigAnt and Chew Chew Shoe (see a pattern emerging yet), it's guaranteed that if something has gone wrong, jamesw is normally involved.

Not to mention, his articles... Do we really need to suffer through an entire month of them? Surely being gangbang'd twice in a month is bad enough.

Waynes CP Rating: 5/10

jny123
lolTUP

It may come as surprise to some, but jny123 was 'brought' up in the same glorious era of UKPP as myself, Rfiest and Saiwun. I went on to become an eUK God, Rfiest despite his limitations went on to become a eUK CP and Saiwun, the worst of the bunch, has gone on to become a dSG in LETO. This tells you everything you need to know about jny123. Despite the handicap of being educated in UKPP, the rest of us managed to go on and make 'something' of ourselves. jny123 on the other hand, as failed.

Waynes CP Rating: 0/10

Now you have all the tools and information to vote correctly on the 5th.

Use it wisely eUK.