[LAP] Mandatory Congressional Article
Oblige
I'm running for Congress for lucky Term Number 21, and in homage to the great style of Emerick I will continue using the same article as I have always.
First: behold! I have my own collectible trading card!
This term: I will be running with the Liberty Advancement Party.
If elected I will totally:
★ Sign in to all of those pesky Congressional hearings
★ Yell at Idiots
★ Give iRule777 more hugs/waves
★ Make a failed attempt to gather votes to run for Speaker of the House or some other Congressional Leadership position
★ Snarkily kind of make fun of Congresspeople that asked stupid questions while hopefully providing helpful information
My curriculum vitae:
★ Six Term as President of these eUnited States
★ Most Presidential American Ever
★ Four term Secretary of State
★ One term Secretary of Defense
★ Four term Secretary General of TERRA
★ Commanding Officer of the Special Forces
★ Twenty term Congressman
★ Select Committee on Intelligence Member
★ Three term Deputy Speaker of the House
★ One term We the People Party President
★ We the People Founding Member
★ One term Liberty Advancement Party President
★ Liberty Advancement Party Founding Member
★ Economics Council Member
★ eNPR / Forum Benefactor
★ Recipient of Congressional W.H.A.L.E. Award
★ 3 Term vCP of Germany
★ 3 Term MoFA of China
★ 1 Term MoFA of Brazil
So remember, Americans, when it comes time to vote on the 25th - vote for the LIBERTY ADVANCEMENT PARTY
Shout this:
~whale noises~
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2392799/1/20
Liberty Advancement Party for Congress!
Comments
First denied.
Second for whale noises
Third for 6th party congress
Fourth for Irule's hugs
ERMMMM.
Voted!!!
if enough people vote LAP, I'll be in Congress, too!
I'm down the list at... 16th, I think.. so we'll only need to pull around 60% of the vote..
if not enough people vote LAP, well... Oblio is 5th on the list.