[JLA] OFFICIAL: Sumeragi Akeiko banned from eJapan

Day 1,652, 15:03 • Published in Japan Japan • by Fruitcommando


Greetings citizens of eJapan, it is I, Fructekommandante your loveable former President - servant to the Empire. On behalf of the JLA (the country of Japan and her people) Sumeragi Akeiko the Korean PTOer is banned from eJapan. During this time, we would like to officially claim eJapan free of Korean PTO (since Sumeragi is the Korean PTO). However, the War Criminal refuses to leave office and set eJapan free, therefore the JLA would like to issue a threat to the foreign squatters in Kanto. Mr. Mustache as we will call him and Sumeragi must be out of the capital building by 12:00 GMT tomorrow or they will be removed forcibly by Elite JLA soldiers.

If you wish to know why Sumeragi has been banned, the reasons are the following: Human Trafficking, Conspiracy to Murder, Conspiracy to Conspire, Treason, Genocide, Sexual Assault and Illegal Immigration.

Fear not citizens, we will bring this criminal to justice and maroon them to the island of Kazawan. We would also like to issue a warning to the Island of Kazawan for their support of the evil regime in eJapan which oppress and genocide their people. You must be brought to justice and we would bring this to the UN summit but you're not in it. Therefore, we must solve our problems through War. The people of Japan and JLA officially declare war on the Island of Kazawan!

and remember If you are a true patriot, you support JLA and not this regime of Korean/Kazawani PTO.

GOTT STRAFE TAIPEI


P.S Taiwan I got citizenship, come at us bro.
there will be another article later tonight (maybe), until then this has been FructeKommandante, Signing off.