[Irish-Romoanian War] A tale of VICTORY!

Day 4,030, 08:44 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Seanan




Outnumbered and outgunned, the Irish forces make their stand. Irish players are no stranger to unbeatable odds, our history is a tale of struggle and defiance. If we cannot repel the invaders, we will count the billons of damage they waste on our regions as our spoils, their second glances at our wall as trophies to savour, and their frustration as our subsistence.

On a brisk December day in Northern Ireland, just before dinner time, the Romoanian horde surges across the Irish sea from the occupied lands of Scotland, this is a tale of Irish victory.




Kevin Sheridan stoically telling me to write this article...

The events that follow are 100% accurate and definitely true.

In Division 3, Round 5, of the Irish-Romoanian war... a familiar story - the few face the many...


The Few: Cool and skilful looking fighters on the Irish side...


The Many: scruffy and numerous horde of the Romoanians...


Yet despite the overwhelming odds... The Irish attack!





A skillful and cool-looking Irish fighter scissor cuts some Romoanian ilk...


Fearing their advantage was being lost... the Romoanians counter-attack!





The Romoanians try to overwhelm our handsome fighter, we lose ground but continue to fight...


But after every Romoanian push... Irish forces continue the fight, drawing the enemy, committing their fighters to our swampy lands...





Nah, ffffuuuuuu PMihai!


They keep coming...
We keep fighting...
They pour and pour and pour damage into our side
Their horde without end...
And only the few to hold the line...




And then.... BAMMMMM!
We hit them with our secret weapon... MeDs the Mad!
Destroying their horde in a single stroke!





But, like all true Irish stories, not all our heros return home.
The Romoanian horde devotes billons of damage and hundreds of their spawn to swarm our forces...
Our warriors, while undoubtfully the coolest and handsomest of the fighters today, are surrounded by the sneaky Romoanians...





A sneaky Romoanian gets our man...


Today, we tell of victory...

Continue the fight, fight smart, fight often, make them earn it...

Our day will come soon enough

Always in the fight o7


Eire Abu, Eire Abu, Eire Abu!


This article was a brainfart from myself based on true stories of stuff that happened like a hour ago. I'd like to thank myself for writing it, our Hungarian ally Latka for doing much of heavy lifting, MeDs for being classy and blowing stuff up, and the Romoanians for being smelly.

Signed,
T1nk3r/Seanan
Minister of Truth and Fisheries