[In Response to my Inevitable DD]

Day 1,244, 14:17 • Published in USA USA • by Ian John Locke IV

So I'm still a JCSfgt (and running for Congress) but I figure it is inevitable that I'll be dishonorably discharged... so I thought I'd address it in the same public manner as chesehead.

First, I've been accused of do*chebaggery. This is undeniable. How can I deny what I am? It's my sole purpose in life. Of course I will be DD'd for this.

Second, I've been accused of trying to be a voice of reason among jarheads. Again, totally undeniable. After getting pissed about the JCS-Congress debacle, I realized how idiotic this game and some of its players are and started trying to calm down my fellow JCSfgts. I didn't incite anything like chesehead chose to do.

Third, I've been accused of speaking and writing legibly and with coherence. God what's wrong with me. Clearly I'm not JCSfgt quality here. I can make logical arguments that help the JCS-led group formerly recognized as the eUS Military. Forget that, who needs to be understandable to contribute. I should just expect everyone to know what I'm talking about.

Fourth, I've never been too afraid to publish articles in my own paper. I accept the consequences of my actions. On top of that, I tell assh*les to their face that they're assh*les. God, why am I so constructive.

Finally, I've never leaked OPSEX information. It especially makes sense to do so since I love being part of this group. Why don't I just constantly print forum topics as a single page, put them in Google Docs and send them to the world. I love this group so much, I should be trying to divide it internally.

Yeah, I still don't get why I wasn't DD'd either.