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Greetings dear eMacedonians,

I would like to inform you on political changes in eMacedonia. I decided to become a dictator of eMacedonia. Today me and my high council prepared the plan how to bring the Gold Age to eMacedonia.



I understand that current eMacedonia politicians will not greet me well and i can‘t blame them – who would want to release the gold mine like eMacedonia‘s treasury from their long fingers. All i can say – sorry your gold days are over boys... Of course i am reasonable ruler – i wouldn't let you starve in the streets. The Congress elections will be held as usual, but all Congress will have to vote as i tell them. You will also be able to give me suggestions on various things and i will act as i would care about them.



To compensate for new limitations, every elected congressmen will receive additional 10 gold from eMacedonia's treasury – it will be way less than gets stolen right now. The ones who will not obbey me will be hanged – sorry... nothing personal – its for the People.



The next changes would be creation of new military unit. The unit will be named IUFC Bodyguards. The members of the unit will be female only. The level and strength are not important, because it will be financed by the empire of eMacedonia – all members will receive gold for full training. Yep you got my idea – it will be the most fearce force the eRepublic has ever seen.



Once our dear ladies are ready, in a month we will delete half of the Balkans – it doesnt matter who were our allies – we will delete them all. Our only allies will be the ones who are too far yet to attack them.



I will also create a new ministry. It will be named Ministry Of eMacedonification. The purpose of the ministry will be to make our conquered enemies true eMacedonians – ministry's workers will use methods of drug induced education, electroshock enhanced sleep, trial by fire and others.



Since i am Lithuanian and i don't understand Macedonian language all that well – it would have to go away. I am a reasonable ruler – so i will not make you learn Lithuanian. Official language of eMacedonia will be Dothraki language.



To avoid civil war i will not just jump into it – everything will be done carefully, systematically and with love. The first step to come into power would be to get delegated to eMacedonia‘s congress. That's why i would like to ask your votes in Congress elections. Vote for long life in prosperity. Vote for the future of eMacedonia. Vote for InYourFaceChimp at Eastern Macedonia region! Together we will take over the world.



And last but not the least. Good luck to all congressmen all over the eWORLD at elections!

Best regards,
Candidate for eMacedonia congress
InYourFaceChimp