[Garmr] How to fix erep

Day 3,578, 18:20 • Published in USA Poland • by Garmr

So yeah, it's ya friendly neighborhood Garmr speaking out on behalf of all you twisted soldiers out there trying to make a career in this here game yo



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So yeah, you're god damn right it's easy to fix the pathetic state this game is in.
Romanians sold their souls for some euro's and everything turned into shite during rising, even for those of us who got a str advantage out of picking the correct spec. Swedes now bought it, I guess we all already know they be pig dirty and never to be trusted. Still I am not the worst of people, I once had a girl that was Swedish Finn so I figure I got to help these new management dudes out. I mean, I already manage more people during my current side job next to my phd than entire erep labs employs, even with those unpaid volunteers included.

I was gonna do it Reznov style but we lack the amount of steps because it is literally so easy, even your sister would pale in comparison (heuheuheueuheueh).

STEP 1: REINTRODUCE V1 BLOCKING
STEP 2: ASCEND FROM DARKNESS
STEP 3: SMALL COUNTRIES BECOME VIABLE ALLIANCE PARTNERS AGAIN
STEP 4: UNLEASH THE HORDE
STEP 5: STOPS USELESS FARMING AND TRAINING WARS
STEP 6: REGAIN PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE
STEP 7: EREPUBLIK BECOMES A GAME WORTHY TO BE PLAYED AGAIN
STEP 8: PROFIT

Well fook me, I actually made it to eight steps. I really am that good, seeing as everything else in this game for the past few years took me a couple messages and a bit of covert nudging and waiting. If we had ingame skill levels you could say I maxxed out the 'serbian tactician' skill tree long ago innit. Come to think of it, maybe I did work with them on US invasions many cycles before most of you were born.

Anyway, heed my call. Romanian or Swede, it does not matter. I have been wrong once in this game, and I impact more than some league of allies update.

That, was all.

Garmr.


P.S. bench 155kg deadlift 285kg