[eUK] Who do you think you are? ~ Episode 1

Day 3,004, 16:11 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Addaway


Over the years the population of the eUK has shifted, as generations come and go; players leave and return, die and multiply (and sometimes all at the same time).

As we know, eRepublik doesn’t get any real new players anymore.

So its time the eUK had a trustworthy newspaper such as this one examine the genealogy of our great nation and ask the question… Who do you think you are?

(may also involve bets being taken on the identity of people)

First up on the show…. Duchess of Sin!



Many theories have circulated about Duchess of Sin’s origin, from the obvious to the ridiculous. Here are the candidates we have lined up.

Neil Lewis: The obvious candidate, supported by Duchess’ fetish for posting random pictures of women (some of them redhead, but admittedly not all.) Could be that our old friend couldn’t stand to be away from the game and had to keep his hand in somehow. Score: 6/10

Goku: Some players may be unaware of this guy, but he goes way back. The eUK’s resident Sociopath, Goku has in the past impersonated new personas in order to hide his identity- he did so with his current Una Nancy Owen account. Take a look at that account’s early articles as well. Score: 9/10

Lord of Bones: The UKRP player from early last year who rose to prominence in the party and congress before being struck down by the banhammer of the admins. Some say he still walks among us, but with a new persona…. Score: 4/10

Aaron Mark Daniels: Could be an account Aaron uses to act out his roleplay fetish tbh. Score: 7/10

Prince Harry:It would be an insult not to include the eUK’s favourite multiplier in this list. Score: 5/10

WayneKerr: Wouldn’t put it past him… Score: 2/10

Odds

Goku- 2.00
Neil- 2.80
Aaron- 4.00
Prince Harry- 6.00
Wayne- 8.00
Sambo- 11.00

Others on request.

Place your bets here!(Plz Plato no ban its just for lolz)

Comment who should be on the next episode