[eUK] Who do you think you are? ~ Episode 1
Addaway
Over the years the population of the eUK has shifted, as generations come and go; players leave and return, die and multiply (and sometimes all at the same time).
As we know, eRepublik doesn’t get any real new players anymore.
So its time the eUK had a trustworthy newspaper such as this one examine the genealogy of our great nation and ask the question… Who do you think you are?
(may also involve bets being taken on the identity of people)
First up on the show…. Duchess of Sin!
Many theories have circulated about Duchess of Sin’s origin, from the obvious to the ridiculous. Here are the candidates we have lined up.
Neil Lewis: The obvious candidate, supported by Duchess’ fetish for posting random pictures of women (some of them redhead, but admittedly not all.) Could be that our old friend couldn’t stand to be away from the game and had to keep his hand in somehow. Score: 6/10
Goku: Some players may be unaware of this guy, but he goes way back. The eUK’s resident Sociopath, Goku has in the past impersonated new personas in order to hide his identity- he did so with his current Una Nancy Owen account. Take a look at that account’s early articles as well. Score: 9/10
Lord of Bones: The UKRP player from early last year who rose to prominence in the party and congress before being struck down by the banhammer of the admins. Some say he still walks among us, but with a new persona…. Score: 4/10
Aaron Mark Daniels: Could be an account Aaron uses to act out his roleplay fetish tbh. Score: 7/10
Prince Harry:It would be an insult not to include the eUK’s favourite multiplier in this list. Score: 5/10
WayneKerr: Wouldn’t put it past him… Score: 2/10
Odds
Goku- 2.00
Neil- 2.80
Aaron- 4.00
Prince Harry- 6.00
Wayne- 8.00
Sambo- 11.00
Others on request.
Place your bets here!(Plz Plato no ban its just for lolz)
Comment who should be on the next episode
Comments
5 gold on me tbf
i thought all of those ppl were u 😛
Only... some!
have to go for goku for ol' times sake
Apples makes a good shout. Could see this being a Goku type character.
I haven't encountered this 'guy', so don't know what he writes like...but Keers? He did have a penchant for the female avatars.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/is-this-the-bot-you-were-looking-for--2581354/1/20
After reading that, I'll change my mind. I doubt that's Keers.
Female avatars aren't much of a good indicator, I had an avatar of a lass at some point or another.
hm ye, that Neil Lewis guy could be.
There were some other player posting a Hot Redhead, but don't remember his name.
I would like to see Aaron for the next episode, or maybe Scarfar. Mostly just them i know xD maybe you should do Yourself Addaway.
Duchess of Sin has the ability to spell, so that rules out:
Prince Harry
DoS likes poetry and shit, so that rules out:
Neil Lewis
DoS doesn't buy votes, so that rules out:
That Una Nancy Owen guy
DoS doesn't spend money on the game, so that rules out:
Lord of Bones
As everyone is Wayne, no one is Wayne
BUT THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN
What do all of DoS' articles feature?
Legs.
Who likes legs?
I think we all know.
AMD confirmed.
I do like legs
Capital, darlings, simply capital!
Personally, I must go for g) all of the above 😉
I ALWAYS GO FOR THE G
I think its Ser Fartsalot Addaway why didn't you include your best pal ?
Yeah Addaway
since when is serf my best pal lmao. Guy doesn't even play anymore
Can I have 1,000cc at 10/1 on it being Hail Astrid?
yes
Cool. Hold on a minute then...
Hey! Hail Astrid - is Duchess of Sin one of your multis?
It's a Jew
Why would Jew make this joke? I did Nazi that coming...
racist
Surely an outside chance it's another Ajay account?
But my gut feeling is it's the illegitimate offspring of Wayne and SerF.
You can say Zaphod's name.
It"s not Neil that"s for sure.He wouldn"t bother with making multiple accounts and he as far as I know he never made it any double account.For others like AMD,Sambo I am conviced they don"t use multi accounts.
Prince Harry probably.
Someone once told me that I use multis so it must be true
We are all Sambo.
and don't you forget it
If everybody is wrong, do I get all the money? 😉
no
spoilsport 😉
Aaron and Goku are most likely candidates I reckon, assuming it's not an actual new person.
She's obviously Keira Knightley, are you lot blind?
This is the best piece in British media at the moment.
There is a decent current events article or two, but this is the sort of cleverness that makes eUK's media unique
o7
im gonna go for alice
N W G with a great shout
Not Ajay - wrong style - far too camp
Next episode:
- King William / Ajay / Winston S. Churchill / Baroness Margaret Thatcher et al
- Dapper / Prince Harry and others
Not Ajay - wrong style - not camp enough 🙂