[Egg] CP Secrets Unveiled
HebronGazelle
Today, members of the public, I bring you shocking news. After ESO broke into the secret eUK vault last week we are now prepared to share one of the greatest secrets in the history of the eUK. Believe me when I say this is... egg-citing. As you may have recently discovered, ex-CP of the eUK Aleksandar.V Popovic has left the eUK to join eNigeria.
Sources close to me have said that Alex has had disagreements with the last CP Ser Fartsalot. Ser Fartsalot was a great CP who did a lot of work behind the scenes. He heard a rumour that there was a great egg scandal going on in the eUK, so he went to Alex. Why? Why would you go to Alex for eggs?
Yes, Alex is a turtle egg. But Alex is not the original turtle egg, so he must know who is. Alex being the loyal and crazy person he is decided to remain secret which caused massive arguements. This is why Alex decided not to run in the last CP elections, but more importantly why he has now moved to eNigeria. ESO has continued the case and found the egg leader.
The loveable leader of the Royal Navy has been breeding turtle eggs for over a year now, with his mutated friend Suezo. This could be considered an act of treason. We continued to investigate and found shocking discoveries.
Massacar has been changed from a turtle to a tortoise! The turtle army is rising, and is creating even stronger animals! Not just tortoises, but armadillos! As a cheetah I first find this worrying, but secondly offensive.
At least MysteriousShadow has not yet been converted, but we must save him! The egg-team are having regular meetings to plan their attacks on the eUK, but with their politician Alex gone they do not stand as much of a chance. However, we must fight the egg-team before they have a chance to rebuild!
Some members of the egg-team
So there you have it, there will soon be an army of eggs and turtles starting a civil war in the eUK. What can we do about it? Well, we can eat them, or create a law which does not allow turtles to have sexual intercourse. The fate of the eUK is now in the publics hands, what will you do?
Comments
Omg
This is egg-sactly what I feared...
Whilst egg-citing, this revelation is rather concerning.
Well, I will not be giving Easter Eggs this year.
Reptilian conspiracy!
Between Serf and Alex, I pick Alex
For sex?
sex slave
Smart choice.
@Nyx very flattering from you,that I am a man for you ever dreamed off,but I am more for Serf than for you,eventhougth you are cute and beautifull 🙂
Do I detect a love triangle?
hell hath no fury like a woman scorned! You are now doomed! Just you wait! grrrrraawwwrrr -unleashes wrath- grawwwr
@CC maybe who knows 🙂.It"s true that the man like me can"t resist of not been in love in Nyx Lynx,while having Serf as a partner,(don"t get me wrong)buisness partner.
Hold tongue Alex! I shall lock both you and your gay partner in a dungeon forever and throw away the keys! And a fire-breathing dragon shall guard the doors.
@Nyx for the record and for a love of God I am not a gay or will ever be a gay.I like a woman.Every man are or will dream you Nyx Lynx,just look at you 🙂.Your beauty comes on the mind of every man.I am just joking with you as you are joking with me,aren"t you Nyx?. 🙂
I NEVARRR joke about fire-breathing dragons!
Eat them before they hatch!
V28th
Apparently turtles make a pretty tasty soup
Mwahaha we were so evil!
Are you yolking?
So this is a new trend now... Out with bananas, in with turtle eggs.
I have no idea what is going on.
You never know what to egg-spect in the eUK.
That yolk is truly punny.
Bananas are so last month.
All Hail the Egg Alliance \o/
Great article CC.I like to eat eggs and bananas 😃.
Very hilarious article.Keep going on Cheetah Curtis o7
@CC if you ask me why I"ve left,the answer is simple: I need a change,change of everything.That"s the only explanation I can give.o7
It don't take much to EGG these peeps on do it?
Eggsactly
somehow I feel like my mind lose its direction.
Yes, I am an armadillo.