[Drop The Dead Donkey] Issue2

Day 3,115, 05:09 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Grogu.


From the Offices of GlobeLink News

Please enjoy my news feed Drop The Dead Donkey now I'm free from the seedy world politics this month. This will reflect the feelings of the British Public.

Breaking News

Today we report on some breaking News the Fish Plot has been uncovered.

I have been inside the the British Patriots reporting undercover and today I bring my findings to the national Press, not so long along the party was named the BDP They were called the British Dolphin Party, due to some fish haters they changed the name to just British Patriots and decided to go underground.

Always vowing to return once their evil plan was hatched,then comes along resource wars and gave the BDP the chance they needed to take over and have enough fish for all their babiesMultis, so on the eve of resource wars The President Aaron Daniels was lured to meet the party at a secret hideout,and within hours fell in love with the dolphins 🙂



So graceful though water the pair of them.


All the evil Dolphin lovers from around the world joined the meeting these, included Rihanna, Justin Bieber, Mark Walburg and the football master Messi.









The plan was to seduce the young horny president and after a night of drinking and orgies Aaron Daniels agreed to the deal, Fish, Fish everywhere the more fish the better.

This is the real reason being all the fish, Aaron Daniels has sold out to the BDP and now proclaims himself King of the Dolphins as these latest posters show.




Hail Aaron Daniels King of the Dolphins.

Harry Prince of Satire
GlobeLink News


Disclaimer
This completed made up story was brought to you by Drop the Donkey Aaron has never had sex with any dolphins that I know, We thank Aaron for being a good sport and no dolphins were hurt during the making of this article.

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