[DoEE] How to: fight in a coup
Day 2,712, 02:41
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by Ilene Dover
Ladies, gentlemen, boys, girls and assorted others. After a hectic week that has seen the ending of friendships and the beginnings of new relationships, the country has spoken. We are heading back towards dictatorship.
To simplify things for the patience-impaired here is the tl;dr.
A coup will be started in the next 48 hours. If it is started by People's Militia of Australia then things are under control and proceeding smoothly.
If the coup has been started by anyone else things have gone wrong and you should fight against it.
If you have more time to read, thank you. Here is some additional information that will help you understand how, where and when to fight.
To exercise your democratic right to revolt against the elected government, you must move to the capital region. That is, you must move to South Australia (I know all the jokes about time warps and how each eDay drags out, I am originally a Crow Eater...).
You cannot be a disorganised rabble when revolting against a government. Join the Australian Defence Force if you don't know how to fight on the correct side.
Click "Go to the Battlefield", in the big red box at the top and in the middle of your home screen. I'm sorry, but I didn't keep a screenshot of the last time I had to live through a coup...so you'll have to use your imagination.
Look at "The Wall".
No, don't get Pink Floyd out of your record collection... Look at where the line between "Team Left" and "Team Right" sits.
If "Team Left" has more than 60%, grab a beer and raise your glass to those who have gone before.
If "Team Left" has less than 60%, imagine kicking this smarmy git in the nuts.
Click "Fight" until you run out of energy. Each time you press the big red button with feeling, a picture of Tony Abbott in Speedos is erased from the internet.
Lest we forget, take a moment to remember those that are always there for us. Today will feel like a long day, but at least we will be going home at the end of it.
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NIE!
Didn't know you spoke Polish dude, though in hindsight it makes sense.
The argument has already been had. The majority of people want to go this route. If you don't like it, work democratically with the public to change it.
Nice guide but in my opinion I found this is an unfurtonate sentence.
'If the coup has been started by anyone else it is a PTO attempt and you should fight against it.'
Maybe some people is not agree with the policy and figting against the coup is legit, and doing it doesn't mean he or she wants to harm the country. It's pretty dangerous that an Official Statement contains that phrase. And lads, those are my two cents for today.
Voted
Thanks for the vote. Feedback noted, wording changed. 🙂
You are welcome 🙂
Yeah, Jeez Ilene - don't mention the secret PTO attempt!
Also, if it started by the ADF or S.Q.U.A.D MU it also government sanctioned as we are the backup MU's.
I Hope you are trolling pr3zzyy. Beacuse as Rusty sai😛
"JT and Pr3zzy are not longer in the cabinet. For the future they will not take important positions. I feel betrayed too."
Ergo a coup from those MUs would be ilegal and is not allowed by the Senate.
They aren't, by pressing the red button doesn't mean they are. It is more the fact that I realise real life issues might come up and rather Australia suffering or missing out on what they want because I can't hit that button. But hey, you guys believe what you want, because the last time I looked Pr3zzyy and JT are not in government positions
Sorry but logical laws aren't working here. So something is fishy, we have a fallacy or there is something you didn't tell us here.
Let's analyze those two sentences :
"For the future they will not take important positions"
> In a next time they won't take rasponsabilities.
"I feel betrayed too."
> I don't trust them.
But I let them as dictators of our country. Oh darling, that's nasty.
I don't think anything i'm just analyzing your words.
Get a room guys...
I will host a debate for you after the long weekend. Expect separate PMs...
Sorry Mac but you don't make sense
key/important positions means CP, vCP, MoFA, dMoFA, MoF, first adviser, alliance positions. I believe JT and pr3zzyy can work excellent in DoI, because next government must never make dark well covered deals without public knowledge.
"I feel betrayed too" means unpleasant surprise by close friend. It cause the feeling of disappointment and frustration. It doesn't mean that I will not trust them - it means that in the future I will have something in mind.
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Just remember
PMA starting the coup gives us democratically elected government
Anyone else starting it means an illegal coup and you should fight against it
Level 25 and under, PM me if you need a moving ticket or supplies. Let's go play. 🙂
So many comments, but nobody mentions Tony Abbott in speedos? Go figure...
So can I only fight in the coup side if I am in the ADF? I really don't want to change MU's, so I guess I'm stuck
If your unit decision is not your personal decision then yes, you have to shift. I knew where the ADF would go, which is why I put it down. Didnt know about any of the others at the time.
ah, im part of an external MU so can't really do much. Thanks for the info