[Dental Corps] For Sale: eUK
The Vagabonds
Dear Minions,
How are we all finding Dictatorship? Good, I hope. I'm finding it rather swell. I've got a nice new medal, that I personally think looks mighty fine, I don't need to court public opinion or debate my stance on issues in an effort to win the crowd over and best of all, I'm free to pillage the country accounts as I see fit and there's not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me!
The Dictatorship Lyfe is pretty good. I recommend it to anyone thinking of giving it a go. It's like being CP, except 'No F**ks Given'...
Where's ya Tool?
At the start of my tenure, I received a pretty butthurt message from the newly elected CP. Although the veneer of niceness was apparent, as has become customary with the personality devoid Huey George, I could sense the underlying hurting of buttocks.
So, instead of making a grown man cry, I decided, from the kindness of my own heart, to allow the use of
So show me some examples, otherwise it's 200k and the risk of forig PTO...
In the past few days, I've decided to abandon that idea. Instead, I will either decide for myself or pass it on to the Elite Cabal PM's. The deathly silence from Congress, both in the media and messages has shown the eUK that Congress fully deserves to be ridiculed and called Mongress. Whereas my Elite Cabal have already decided amongst themselves how to run immigration, coming up with an idea that is being trialed as we speak. They have provided more information and articles in less than two weeks then Mongress have in six months.
Once again proving that my decision skills and leadership are second to none.
As for the Cabinet, they have been almost as none existent as Mongress. I gave Huey full reign to operate his Government using the orgs, I elected his Cabinet to the Politics page in an effort to give them legitimacy and encourage some form of functionality.
What have I and you, the eUK, had in return? A MoHA that is being overshadowed by the excellent Elite Cabal member Max Blue's up to date and relevant articles, because he's actually wrote an article! We've had a silent Prime Minister/vCP, which to be fair, is no surprise. You only ever see Vistulus when he is whinging about Dapper or raging against the injustice done to TUP. We have a MoFA in Popovic, that can't tell his rearend from his elbow and has had to be rescued by a guy that has never done the job (but is very capable) in the form of Fataliix, who has to deal with a third party writing articles in Official Papers claiming them to be the words of the MoFA!
Which brings me onto the MoD... or is it MoFA? I know the two are closely linked (or at least should be), but this takes the biscuit. Huey has elected to have a completely green player in one of our most important Ministries. A ministry that not only needs to be super active (so orders are not out of date for 14 hours a day) and have knowledge and contacts in the eInternational scene (so as not to set Daily Orders against the wishes of our friends and allies). That's without mentioning the use of eUSA graphics in our Order articles, the 'Elite & Normal MU's' orders (which MU's are which?). the ordering of allies to 'inform Atem' of everything they are planning and doing, the rumours that information is being passed on to people outside the eUK and the rumour of him having access to more than one account.
Seriously Huey...
I was hoping to have left the post by now, but with the state of the current Government there is no way that I can hand over power. The Government needs to buck it's ideas up, sort it's self out, starting acting like a Government and give me a reason to pass on the Dictatorshp. As of the past 12 days, they have shown me nothing to suggest that the hard work we have put in over the last year is in safe hands.
Lot's of love and kisses,
Oh... yeah, enjoy the 1% Work Tax. It was my pleasure!
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Comments
this looks familiar
You have bored all the eUK citizens to death
now no one cares
Yep, a massacre has occurred as Mr 'Oh so brilliant dictator' make the country a better place.
And IT WAS SARCASM, LEARN IT SOMEDAY
Another day, another tale of rape
Another ticking bomb to bury deep and detonate
I'm not the only one who finds it hard to understand
I'm not afraid of God
I'm afraid of Man
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-verdict-is-in--2507275/1/20
Who reported the last article? Dapperloon?
No 100% no not me i like to read the comments and see how many less people endorse him
A lot of people endorsed him. Then you got mad he's more popular than you and reported it...
'how many less people' ??
what 5 people hahahaha
/walks into room
/looks around
/confused face
/I'm sure I was in here a minute ago
thats the age creeping up on you...
It's like a f*cking tidal wave.
I'm sure I have seen this article somewhere.
dapper, are you butthurt so that you reported the article? lol
for the god sake, 1% work tax? I will save my gold for a q7 weapon company! o/
top DC banter as usual
yes
I'll give you 10 GBP and a curly-wurly for it. Also, gives me MoHA. So I can write MoE articles about you.
I wasn't even aware that we had a CP any more.
Yawn.
I offer 69cc and unprecedented access to CptChaz's chambers. Plus I may or may not have photos of ApronChef here somewhere.
You can keep your AC photos, no onw wants to see that...
If I need to raise the offer, let me know
Your winning so far!
How much CC for the eUK?
whats your offer Carlini?
Dunno how much I would want it tbh
Yeah, I seem to have a lot of tyre kickers interested...
You could always put down a deposit and take her for a test drive?
Yes I'm curious too, how much for eUK?
make me an offer!
I dunno, 50k/1mnth dictatorship?
Ho hum.....
And inaccurate. There was a lot of discussion - and a couple papers - on immigration a few months back, but some of your buddies trolled so hard it was dropped. Not that it could be enforced, because the game mechanics are, well, can't use that language here...
Lots of chatter on immigration yes, but all it produced was an unworkable, unenforceable system. That's why it was dropped- I don't know why you continue to label criticism of things as 'trolling'
Well luckily, immigration can be controlled now. Easier to hold one person to account then to hold 40 people. It can't be enforced, but a dictator going against the wishes of his subects can have his life made very difficult.
Which buttons that I have pressed are you unhappy with? The lowering of work tax? The MPP with eRep's most powerful country? Moving cash from the tresaury, so it's no longer a big fat cake for others to lick their lips at? If you don't make it known, how am I supposed to know?
>gibe power
>observe 9001% improvement
>regret not giving power to jamesw sooner
...
WayneKerr, for the eUK, I will give you a Rose
So, apparently we aren't kissing your ass enough, so you just decided to take your marbles and go home.
Enjoy playing solitaire.
You aren't even playing marbles, let alone 'kissing my ass', so instead of taking them home, I decided to play with other people.