[CPF] Pun contest!! 500 Q7 tank prize!
Oinyo
Hello everyone and welcome to the first of many Canadian progressive Front contests!
Today we have our very first one called "Pun Wars"
It's simple
🙂Post your favorite pun and make people laugh. He or She with the most likes on their pun by Thursday night will win 500 Q7 tanks! Bonus points for extra groaners lol.
So get punny and have some fun! There are tanks on the line!
Comments
What bone can a dog not eat?
A trombone.
woh wooonh... Thats a groaner all right 😛
I have the weirdest tromboner right now..
lool. that one deserves a like 😛
I don't have the koalafications.
I'm so corny right now.
I'm a lyrical hippopotamus, my rhymes are bottomless.
Do you mean that you're a hiphopopotomus and that your lyrics are what are bottomless?
I'm not berry punny.
looool
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argh, blew it on first try
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oinyo
Oinyo who?
Oinyo glad I didn't say banana again?
Groan. Welcome back Oinyo!
lol good lord.. 😛 grooooooooan.. and thx 🙂 good to be back!
An old lady ask me the other day. How old you give me I answer I don't give you any you have enough
I hate potato puns, but for some reason people find them... apeeling...
Daddy bullet comes home to his family of bullets. He looks terrible. Mommy bullet asks "rough day at work?" Daddy bullet answers: "I got fired"
The king looked to his servents: "What another reigny day."
After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF...
Congrats on the win Blood Stained!
really thank you guys!!!
I should have listened to my parents and gone to med school instead of doing this archeology degree. Now my career is in ruins.
How long does it take after you stab a Russian diplomat to pass out naked?
I dunno....
Oinyo?
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Lol I love you too Rolo 😃
3 legged dog walks into the saloon and looks around.
He starts growling and attacks the man at end of the bar.
Several grab him and wrestle to the ground.
The sheriff runs in and yells "What's goin' on here! Why'd that dog attack him?!".
A feller speaks up "Because he shot his paw!".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg
If you have the time, this is worth its thyme: http://buttersafe.com/2011/10/13/pablo-padilla-time-chef/
or a special request like this: http://buttersafe.com/2014/04/24/special-order/
Here's a door to another pun: http://buttersafe.com/2010/11/25/the-door/
voted for the Turkey one.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down the front of his pants. The bartender looks at the pirate and says "hey, there's a steering wheel down the front of your pants."
Pirate replies "AARR! And it be driving me nuts."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Pirates?
I know Halloween is past but this is funny...
*ding* *dong*
Little boy dressed in pirate costume, "Trick or treat!".
Old lady, "Oh my! A scary pirate! Harold! Come look!".
Little boy, "Could I please have a piece of candy ma'am?".
Old lady, "HAROLD! You must come look, he is precious!".
Little boy, "C'mon lady. There are kids behind me waiting a turn!".
Old lady, "Young pirate, where are your buccaneers?".
Little boy, "They're under my 'buccan' hat, now give me a damn candy bar!".
I wish I had some good puns
2 tomatoes were walking down the road. One was moving faster and gaining speed. Suddenly the tomato in front stops, turns around and steps on the other tomato.
Angerly the tomato screams out. Ketchup!
How does a dog with no nose smell?
Terrible!
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What did one mute say to the other mute?
Why couldn't the M&M get into college? He wasn't a smartie 😃
Three old ladies were sitting on a bench in the park.
All of a sudden a man in a trench coat walks up to them.
He opens up his coat and reveals that he isn't wearing any clothes!
The first old lady has a stroke.
The second old lady has a stroke.
And the third old couldn't reach.
I don't get it ;-;
Stealing this from Homer (I think), cause I love it so much 😛
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing they just waved.
Sea what I did there.
No? You beach.
Ha ha great so far everyone!
I am extending the constest to tomorrow at Lunch as it seems people are just getting into it now 😛
No more extentions! So vote for your favorites and enter your own! 😃
What a bunch of cunny funts you are!
Piece of string walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer please."
Bartender says, "No can do, we don't serve your kind here best be on your way."
Next day the string walks into the bar and says, "I'd like a beer please"
Bartender looks up, sees who it is and says, "Listen string, I told you we don't serve your kind here. Now get the hell out of my bar and don't come back!"
Next day the string walks into the bar and says, "I'd like a beer please"
The Bartender loses it. Starts yelling and screaming at the string. Tells him if he ever comes in the bar again it'll be the last thing he ever does. The string turns around and walks out.
Once in the street the string starts in on himself. Folds himself over and then pulls himself through the hole. Then he goes into the alley and finds a bottle, breaks it, and starts tearing himself. Finally after a few minutes he throws the bottle to the ground and walks back into the bar.
Once inside he walks straight up to the bartender, slams his fist in the bar and says, "Gimme a beer, now!"
The bartender looks at him and says, "Aren't you that pain in the butt string that keeps coming in here who I told to never come back into this bar or it would be the last thing he ever did?"
Without missing a beat the string looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Nope. I'm a frayed knot."
I haven't slept for three days...because that would be too long.
My wife and i were happy for twenty years; then we met.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.I had to put my foot down.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.
You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.
I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.
Wb Oinyo! 🙂
Who the hell let you in here?
You did 😃
We have enough leprechauns already.
My favorite part of this article is how you misspelled CPF in the title.
Ha ha My favorite part was the giant Fanta gag picture. it had me in stitches! 😛
lol 🙂
o7
😃D