[CP] Reporting from West Noorwegen / Vestlandet / West Norway
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Dear citizens,
The red-white-blue banner has returned once again to the beaches of Norway and the city of Bergen. We have imposed martial law in the new district of Noorwegen and have started Dutch language classes in the occupied territories. Much to our surprise, we found out that many of the eNorwegians already speak Dutch, including their very own Country President (who went missing after the battle of Vestlandet, leaving many mercenaries in the area in despair).
Some random war plan - Not like strategy actually matters in eRepublik.
First of all I'd like to thank all Dutch soldiers and our allies from countries like the United Kingdom, Poland, Turkey and many others for their impressive contributions in our latest war: The Norwegians surely gave us an hell of a fight, but we proved to be capable in breaking their defences and now we're marching all the way to the North. You are all invited to drink tequila (supplies by Garmr) at one of the picturesque fjords in Bergen.
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Some updates from your beloved government:
* The Ministry of Home Affairs (a.k.a. the Gastapo) has interned all traitorous elements in our new penal colonies (kidding, the list of access to sensitive information has just been updated).
* The Ministry of Defense has started experiments with a mobile corps of elite soldiers within our Dutch Armed Forces MU, so that in the future we can make a difference in prioritized battles abroad. Please contact Kaczyk or Spir Tus about the details and possible invitation.
* The Ministry of Foreign Affairs will reintroduce a series of articles about the allies in our current war(s). In general, ever since we've been involved in the war in Scandinavia we've received much attention internationally. Added up to the increased activity within our country I can proudly say we're on the right path.
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Kind regards,
NoTie112
President of the eNetherlands
Comments
The cleansing must continue! O7!
great job
LANG LEVE ONS ROOD WIT EN BLAUW
ALS JE NAAR NOORWEGEN VLUCHT TERWIJL JE NOG MOET LAPPEN DAN PAKKEN WE JOU
Gedicht copyright door Gastapo Publishing ltd.
For the eNetherlands! \o/
To the battle soldiers !
Keep it like yesterday and today !
We are so proud of you all !
Also many many thanks to our allies !
Noren be like: sapperdeflap! de hollanders stelen onze haring!
Tempus omnia revelat.
Voted! 🙂
Hail the eNetherlands!
Hail the eUK/ePoland/eTurkey/other allies!
It's really nice being able to enjoy some nice tequila (indeed supplied by Garmr 😉) on the beach.
Winter is coming. Wait until you're in a sauna with 5 Norwegian girls and full view over the fjords while it's snowing.
ugh...i usually prefer to stay out of politics like this..but hmmpffhahaha thats actually funny.
It's not too seriously meant 🙂
gib weapons
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Great work by the Dutch as always o7
Nice Cruise plan
agreed!
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I like my new view of the Fjorden 😉 o7
You guys went by boat from ijmuiden? i just took a plane to Bergen.
You proved to be capable in breaking our defense? Lol sure what ever, we should have easily been able to squash you like a bug if it was just us, look at our MPP stack compared to your puny one - You can send your thanks to the 'Alfagrem Fund!' but be sure that the CC will run out 😉
Lol sure what ever, I say seeing the tons (10-20k+) of money your Country President used in the battle in which Norway could possible hypothetically have ''squashed us like a bug''.
And then I'm only specifically mentioning the private money your CP has used, I have no idea about the other obvious expenses 😁
You have a significantly larger MPP stack than us yet your forces were pulverised. You "should" have theoretically been able to beat us but you DIDN'T actually do it. So you admit you guys failed. 🙂
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let's not get too over confident... a little tid bit form Joshua Morriseau. "Norway ignore Trondelag, let the Dutch come. Fight for Finland in Oulu instead!". nonetheless, nice going guys...
That'd be the Oulu battle they are trailing 60-28 in.
Captain Captain !
Can we go thru Helsinki also ? 🙂 Never been there 😃
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Ahh, this explains why all street signs were suddenly in Norwegian instead of Dutch. 🙂
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Big thanks to all our allies!
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