[CP] Gnilraps' Gnotes Vol. 1
Gnilraps
Big In Japan (Mandatory listening)
Day 2300 of the New World
March 8, 2014
Dear Fellow Americans,
Thank you for electing me to your highest office. I will do my best.
Congress Voting on NE
Please note that we have declared Japan as our Natural Enemy. We do this to acquire an additional 10% bonus on our attacks against them. Taking Hokkaido and Tohoku will result in a Deer territory added to our total, bringing us back to 100% in Food bonus. It also gives us an additional Fish holding, making our French fish regions redundant.
Busy Cabinet
As you’d expect the Cabinet is busily at work. I was informed that our activity has set a new record for this year in terms of post count. Well, it’s only March. But it’s also early in the month. We will be setting the bar high in terms of our activity.
America’s Tophat
There was quite a bit of noise about Canada leading into the election. Among other things, I offered to negotiate with Canada, but I indicated that it was beyond my capacity to do so until their ties were cut with eSerbia. They have not yet cut ties with eSerbia. So I have not begun any talks with them.
Canada has sovereignty to cavort with whomever they want. But they cannot dictate our Foreign Policy. We will not engage in talks with them while they are in bed with our enemy, and expecting us to do otherwise is a big mistake on their part.
Interior Plans Big Things
Our Interior department has been working on a program to replace what I had originally hoped would be a resurrection of the Bewbs4Newbs program. But after collecting several important opinions, I became convinced that B4N was a bad idea and so I started looking elsewhere. I will let Interior announce their new program in their own newspaper, but let me just tease it by saying that the MU’s of this country are going to love it.
Greeling
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Comments
Canada will NOT dictate our Foreign Policy.
In b4 a bunch of Canadurrians tell us that we won't dictate their foreign policy either.
Yay Canadurrians!
Yeah, that's what I'm looking forward to.
ask and ye shall receive
Voted for truth.
Actually I'm fine with not talking. You stay on yer side o' the fence and we'll stay on ours.
I'm all good with that, Gnil, but inb4 Canadians saying the same thing with regard to the eUS.
Voted.
This disappoints me, seems like you all are the same I guess.
THAT'S RACIST
We all hate snow.
That hurts
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So noted. We won't dictate your foreign policy. Glad that this apparent... misconception can be resolved so quickly and amicably, have a nice day.
It really is quite simple when you boil it all down, isn't it?
o7
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USA will NOT dictate Canada's Foreign Policy.
Look we both agree on something then.
It's good to start on common ground 😛 lol.
Yeah, we will just invade those with no respect for our sensibilities. It is a two-way street.
Half the eWorld does not respect you sensibilities then. You going to invade every single one of them? Why not just invade the source of your discomfort, Serbia?
I guess you are just daft. You are on our border, and well positioned in case of an attack on eUS soil. If you were located elsewhere on the globe, we couldn't care less about a snow-filled wasteland.
Go invade Serbia, then, coward. You have a foothold in Europe. Use it.
http://inciswf.com/1297463363.swf
Because they are cowards.
Canada and France are the maximum that they are willing to go.
Not at the same time, of course 🙂
The only cowards are the Servs! Why you running from Chile hmm Haldir?
Great. You can keep your foreign policy and we will keep ours.
Our policy seems to be destroying neighbors who ally with Serbia.
So we will just continue to do that.
Except for Taiwan.
Taiwan at least act like men.
Looking forward to more information on this interior program.
Meow! ♥
"America’s Tophat
There was quite a bit of noise about Canada leading into the election. Among other things, I offered to negotiate with Canada, but I indicated that it was beyond my capacity to do so until their ties were cut with eSerbia. They have not yet cut ties with eSerbia. So I have not begun any talks with them.
Canada has sovereignty to cavort with whomever they want. But they cannot dictate our Foreign Policy."
Of course they'll dictate our foreign policy, sillybuns. Doesn't matter whether they won the war/America and Spain got bored and decided to go home. They won. We lost. If I know my Canadians, the only thing they will accept is our unconditional surrender.
If you think I'm wrong, "negotiate" with Canada, and see how long they put up with it before Serbian troops appear in North America.
Oh, and don't call them "America's tophat". They don't like that, and they're in bad enough a mood as it is.
Get a picture of Queen Elizabeth and kiss it reverently every night.
We are Canada's b*tch. Accept it.
We are prepared to accept your unconditional surrender and promise you may keep your regions autonomous from ours.
I'm not even asking for that once the Serbs/Hungarians/Greeks/Colombians/Thais/Montenegrins get here. But it would be kind if you could leave us one small, unimportant state. But that's your call.
Don't worry, we can send you some high quality drugs from our non socialized healthcare system to help with those delusions you're having.
The real drugs? Not like that low cost generic stuff we get up here?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/02/danny-williams-canadian-o_n_446481.html
http://www.freep.com/article/20090820/BUSINESS06/908200420/Canadians-visit-U-S-get-health-care
http://blog.heritage.org/2010/02/09/the-canadian-patients%E2%80%99-remedy-for-health-care-go-to-america/
Yep Kanadian healthcare is so good that your people get just well enough to come here for real treatment.
When was the healthcare module added to this game?
You who bring all that real life bull are all taking this too seriously. It's a game for Christ's sakes.
No one takes this stuff seriously. After it's not like we act like hippies from an era we are to young to actually experienced and pretend to be radio djs. We don't craft fake internet lives for ourselves like that. We just go back and forth giving each other a bit of a hard time. It's good clean fun. Nothing wrong with that.
The force with which the Canadians have resisted against us is but a fraction of how strongly we would resist them if it came to that We will revolt against the wicked snow until we are all that remain. I do not aim with my hand, I aim with my eye.
Not really worried about Canadians. Serbians? Romanians? Hungarians? Greeks? Even Thais and Montenengrins if they all go at us at once (and if one goes, they all will), they could do it. Another wipe of the US with 7 countries to remove. If I was Canada, I would work so hard to persuade Serbia to do it. If Serbia decided, all the rest would follow.
oh of course, as with all alliance mix ups there will be moments where we are at risk. If Canada is willing to be a part of that then so be it. If anything it shows that we were justified in our actions against them. Unfortunately Canada and Rylde especially only seem to have one tool in their toolbox, and its a hammer. Unfortunately every problem is not a nail.
Every problem... is not a nail. Canada has many tools in its' toolbox. But, seems to me, the only one they appear to see is the hammer.
I remember them b#tching all last fall about having to harbor the Swiss and the Dutch. I wonder if the Serbs will so gracious as guests.
😮 It's like the eUS and eCanada are separate nations with their own governments or something
*pony noises*
:3
How is refusing to let America dictate Canadian foreign policy dictating America foreign policy?
#relationception
I dont lime to see Serbian PTOers liking your posts. It shows me how far Canada has fallen.
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Mostly, it's Canadians liking his posts. Because your CP said a ridiculous thing.
Again admins, its really annoying that I cannot reply to Xander Cross's response directly.
Send me a PM if you believe the point bears further discussion.