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Day 2,877, 10:36 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by playerunknown
Hi.


A term has ended and now I am free of congress! Nah it was cool month, we beat off Slovenia which was a pretty tough fight as they were adamant on staying, but we managed to win and be free.


Then yes, Hungary planned to attack us, completely out of the blue. In the past we have had neutral/good experiences with Hungary, and with them (or as we thought) moving more away from Asteria, we hoped that we could become allies in the future... but now they have ruined that chance, and I hope that no future eUK president signs any agreement or any MPP with them. What they have done is inexcusable and have lost all my support. I can only hope that Romania does the right thing soon and NE's them, as no one will come to their aid.

To escape the attack on them, we moved into France, where we currently hold two lovely Holiday regions to escape to.

To help France (or so they say) Canada attacked us... However I am sure they are now regretting that move as Macedonia, Albania and Italy have all found places to watch Ice Hockey and eat maple syrup eh.

Netherlands, the traitorfags they are, joined in on the NE and now occupy the east side of england. For now they will left and sorted out later. And in a few months, they will definitely be regretting their decision 🙂
I'm coming for you traitors...


In terms of allies this month, we had worked on our friendship as much as possible, as well as increasing organisation between us, especially between us, Spain, Belgium and Ireland which we have created a strong bond between. We have seen masses of help from them this month and to that I am grateful.

o7 Spain
o7 Belgium
o7 Ireland
o7 Croatia
o7 Turkey
o7 Chile
o7 Bulgaria
o7 Macedonia
o7 Germany
o7 Ukraine
o7 Mexico
o7 Georgia
o7 Venezuela
o7 Belarus
o7 Estonia

And to our new allies

o7 Albania


Tales of Congress
https://youtu.be/wVyggTKDcOE

To sum up congress this month, shit. But we did make a little progress.

To start with, I asked Woldy to NE Slovenia. Yes, you heard that right. For the whole time Slovenia had been attacking us, we never had a NE, wasting Billions of damage against them. Congress then complained for passing it because they did not vote etc, even though it was actually too late as by the time it passed, the last eUK battle against Slovenia had started. Despite that, congress called for a vote of no confidence in Mr Woldy.

Next up, I was away for 2 days, although I still answered any important messages (which just so happened to not include congress as like usual they weren't doing anything, let alone important). So what did the speaker do that's supposed to be impartial and unbiased? Tried to impeach me, and without following the laws he helped set in place in the first place, and he is supposed to follow, especially as speaker, by removing any debate and discussion and going straight to voting. After some debate and discussion over this, the impeachment somewhere just disappeared and the speaker soon resigned, so at least some good came from it.

It then took ~6 days to get a new speaker, FightAndProduce. He's a good guy, and seemed much better than the previous until then in one of the votes, my vote was removed and not counted. Why? Because it was not in the constritution, depsite every CP previously voting in laws and it being apart of the game mechanics. So I then had to pass a bill, just so I could vote...

Then we NE'd France, which everyone was down for which was good.

Congress then finally did the vote of no confidence in Mr Woldy which they said they wanted to do. Which Mr Woldy also had to call...

Then I introduced something called the Defence Budget to help the UK protect itself without relying on private citizens (as it has done on me this entire month). Initially it went down well, and passed. Then Addaway introduced his own Budget bill a day after the Defence Budget had passed, which then passed and for some reason replaced mine, without any repeal. So yeah. While technically the UK could still put money into soley defence, thats ONLY if congress agrees with it and the amount and the CP wants to do that, instead of spending it on some quiz and shit, which given my experience so far in UK, is likely. And of course this would limit the CP to whats in the treasury, instead of building a long term sum of money to defend the UK in the future...

And of course during that you had the usual congress crap, and even maths, so I soon after Addaways bill reported congress threads for spam as to not to hurt my brain anymore as I unfortunately need that unlike some 😃

Oh I also proposed Australia for an AS but apparently that didn't go down too well.

Also just to note: When I refer to congress, I refer to congress, not each of you individually, of which most of you are pretty cool, until you put your power hat on. (Except maybe addaway, *uck you 😛 )


To end it, I thought I would say thanks, or fuck you, to my Ministers and give them their pay (score * 1000cc 🙂 )

vCP

Sir Jimmy - Sold MoD MU when no one would take it off him to a foreigner, did shit all but is a pretty cool guy, so...
5/5

MoFA

Aaron - Pretty much been my right hand guy this month, even if he is a bit of a twat. Although he didn't follow up on a few of the things I asked of him at the beginning of the month, so...
4.5/5

Sambo - He did some stuff I think, but beat up frix, so...
1/5

MoD

Fataliix - Did most MoD stuff while being pretty busy IRL so to that I am thankful, so...
5/5

MIK - Resigned, so...
0/5

Mr Panther - I think he's dead, so...
0/5 but will send 5k to pay for funeral costs

MoH

Frix - Did a pretty good job considering I don't really know what to do with MoHA, and did pretty much everything I asked, so...
5/5

CheetahCurtis - Pretty much the same as Frix, but he did cheat once, so...
4/5

MoF

Bees - Did an alright job.
4/5

Chief Punisher

Frix - Spectacular punishing skills, tested them every night, so...
8/5

Dictator

Mr Woldy - Great at doing his job and pressing buttons, so...
5/5


Thanks for electing me as your CP for this month. I'm not sure if you guys had any fun but I certainly did SO IN YOUR FACES 😃

Either way, I feel like my time in the UK has come to an end and will move on to somewhere else, so I bid you a farewell.