[Canada's Penis Potato] Moving Forward
DMV3
This is article I feel needs to be written and is in no way meant to be a criticism of the government or any individual, but is instead meant to be call to arms for all Canadians. What we're doing is not working. We need to regroup and make a cohesive plan and make sure all Canadians are on board with this plan.
I would recommend that all Canadians move to Serbia or Argentina and support our allies from there for the next few weeks while saving resources for a major push next month. The next few weeks should be spent helping our wiped allies, because if our allies are in a better place they're more able to help us. Portugal, Montenegro, Brazil, and China are currently wiped. If we can help these nations regain their territories then all our allies will be in better position to help us in the near future.
At this point we're merely fighting losing battles to fight losing battles. This is wasting our resources and leaves us and our allies more vulnerable. We must be prepared to sacrifice for our allies for the foreseeable future in order to receive the help we will need in order to force out two much stronger invaders. We must also be prepared to sacrifice for ourselves. Going forward all Canadians must be willing and ready to sacrifice for the greater good. We must begin raising funds and saving our energy bars and bazookas for an extended major push in the near future.
All Canadians must be willing to contribute to the war effort as we will need every available resource in order to end this wipe. COs and coordination are the only way we will be able to free ourselves and without tax revenue we need everyone to step up and donate to the war effort. If you have been saving for a rainy day, it has arrived. We need everyone to give or else we will not be able to end this wipe.
Our next CP needs to be prepared to sacrifice. We need to not start RWs for awhile in order to save resources. We need to communicate effectively and directly with the people of Canada in order to keep our people active and engaged regardless of what we're doing or what is going on. Most importantly our next CP must create the infrastructure necessary for a successful term.
The following are my suggestions for the next CP. You must create a large and inclusive government in order to ensure everyone is on board. Create a Ministry of Information and Propaganda to engage our two-clickers and disseminate vital information to our entire population.
We must issue concise and specific instructions to the general population of what we plan to do, but we must do it in a way that this information does not reach our enemies. Despite the fact that we need a plan, we need to be prepared to take advantage of opportunities that may present themselves to us. If our enemies present the opportunity to strike ahead of our planned schedule we must be able to react at a moments notice.
We must issue daily MU priorities to MU leadership to ensure that when battles are opened their members are fighting in the proper battles. If MU leaders are not active enough to keep their priorities updated daily if needed, we as a nation must be prepared to move our citizens into MUs that are.
We must abandon our current means of planning and carrying out battles, we have to create a larger organization that ensures we have people on around the clock who can set orders, place COs, and rally our citizens and allies to come to our aid whenever we need them. We must create a military council that includes as many active citizens from different timezones as possible. If we do this we will have the ability to better fight enemies that like to open battles while we sleep.
What I am suggesting may seem like a lot of work and sacrifice, but it is the only way we get ourselves out of our current situation. We must come together and we must be willing to sacrifice for the greater good.
Get your act together Canada, we must prepare for victory.
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How is damage calculated?
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/moee-2489301/1/20
Also the truth about your damage boost from gaining military ranks!!
If nothing else, Im glad we helped you to begin organising.
Respect for all the fights, it is truly an honor.
Canada o7
BOOOO
collaborating with the enemy !!!!!!!!!
Good plan 🙂 o/
I guess some of you Macedonians are pretty cool 🙂
~hyuu~
Let me see if I understand you. Canada should quit fighting wars we can't win, support our allies because once they are OK they will be able to help us? We should save our resources for an organized push? We need a large, inclusive government?
Damn, maybe I should run again.
(Don't worry, just making a point.)
You didn't have a large inclusive government. You pissed off a large portion of Canada before you even got elected.
You've said that before. Nyx and CG do not constitute "a large portion".
You pissed off SUFFER, IW, and some members of CW. Your campaign was essentially an attack on the Coalition. It's funny that the coalition was accused of creating the us v them argument when you began attacking it the moment it was announced.
The only negative thing about IW or CW I heard is the same as the only negative thing about PFC - they allied with your cadre. I know I personally have nothing at all else against them.
now that you bring up my name...
GIBE ME YOUR MONEY AND WE WILL SET YOU FREE :3
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I think we need to consider folding into the Macedonian Empire.
We could be the Former Colony of United Kingdom - Macedonian Empire
Or: F. C. U. K. M. E. for short.
Or long.
I've heard about those Macedonian dongs...
rearrange the C and U
😃
I do not want the Famous Points 😁
Oh please, you want Famous Points.
How about Serkodonia? Union between Canada and Macedonia 😃
Macedanada 🙁
We are already united with Macedonia, Greece.
Saving stuff is not a sacrifice. Saving is usually the opposite of sacrifice.
Making a plan is not a sacrifice. Moving to a different game tile is not a sacrifice and creating lots of government volonteer jobs is not a sacrifice.
You used the word sacrifice a whole bunch of times, as if it is a kind of bell which makes us salivate. But the things you describe are not much of a sacrifice at all, not even a lot of work. Enjoyed the article however.
Actually the sacrifices I'm referring to are giving up immediate military gains for long-term viability and asking all citizens to pitch in funds for the war effort. We need more than just the usual suspects pitching in funds for the war effort.
Smart. We have a decision to make.
"We must begin raising funds and saving our energy bars and bazookas for an extended major push in the near future."
Saving Energy Bars: Check
Saving Bazookas: Check (Useless things that they are, why do I want them?)
Bazooka are more for our D1 and D2 foghters who don't do 10k damage.
Too much to expect for them to be converted to some variation of the Batzooka, like Q7 + 10% damage.
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No no. eCan should stay the course. Keep bashing your heads against the brick wall. It will all end well.
Go home, Troll.
The only troll here is you.
*bash* *bash*
I left Netherlands to avoid this kind of defeatist sh*t.
Strategy is now defeatist? That's interesting.
Move to NL if you want to spend years refusing to fight for your country. If Canada turns into that, I leave.
Lol, I'm saying we need to save resources and properly plan to actually win. Nowhere did I suggest we give up.
Nah, eCan may need some time ( a month) to recoup but we'll be back. I don't think any country on erep has been successful in holding eCan down since the introduction of COs.
Something hit me or maybe I am sick or something worst. I never though I would agree with whatever DMV would say or write but I have to say I am behind this plan 100 %.. I wonder why I never notice this common sense before. Maybe because it was not there or I am a foul. Or both
The correct answer is “neither” because Potato is always there even when not seen, but only exists when observed or somehow otherwise proven.
Seems that DMV found the Potato this month…as such, he’s been conferred the great honour of Finder of the Potato for January, 2015: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/an-alternative-to-mashing-the-fight-button-prizes-given--2475109/1/20
Congratulations Mr. Party President of the Premier Potato Party of Canada, and maybe the ideas in your article will end up showing more Potential than Potato.
(my wager is still on Potato, tbh)
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