[Canada's Penis Potato] Moving Forward

Day 2,616, 17:09 Published in Canada Canada by DMV3


This is article I feel needs to be written and is in no way meant to be a criticism of the government or any individual, but is instead meant to be call to arms for all Canadians. What we're doing is not working. We need to regroup and make a cohesive plan and make sure all Canadians are on board with this plan.

I would recommend that all Canadians move to Serbia or Argentina and support our allies from there for the next few weeks while saving resources for a major push next month. The next few weeks should be spent helping our wiped allies, because if our allies are in a better place they're more able to help us. Portugal, Montenegro, Brazil, and China are currently wiped. If we can help these nations regain their territories then all our allies will be in better position to help us in the near future.

At this point we're merely fighting losing battles to fight losing battles. This is wasting our resources and leaves us and our allies more vulnerable. We must be prepared to sacrifice for our allies for the foreseeable future in order to receive the help we will need in order to force out two much stronger invaders. We must also be prepared to sacrifice for ourselves. Going forward all Canadians must be willing and ready to sacrifice for the greater good. We must begin raising funds and saving our energy bars and bazookas for an extended major push in the near future.

All Canadians must be willing to contribute to the war effort as we will need every available resource in order to end this wipe. COs and coordination are the only way we will be able to free ourselves and without tax revenue we need everyone to step up and donate to the war effort. If you have been saving for a rainy day, it has arrived. We need everyone to give or else we will not be able to end this wipe.

Our next CP needs to be prepared to sacrifice. We need to not start RWs for awhile in order to save resources. We need to communicate effectively and directly with the people of Canada in order to keep our people active and engaged regardless of what we're doing or what is going on. Most importantly our next CP must create the infrastructure necessary for a successful term.

The following are my suggestions for the next CP. You must create a large and inclusive government in order to ensure everyone is on board. Create a Ministry of Information and Propaganda to engage our two-clickers and disseminate vital information to our entire population.

We must issue concise and specific instructions to the general population of what we plan to do, but we must do it in a way that this information does not reach our enemies. Despite the fact that we need a plan, we need to be prepared to take advantage of opportunities that may present themselves to us. If our enemies present the opportunity to strike ahead of our planned schedule we must be able to react at a moments notice.

We must issue daily MU priorities to MU leadership to ensure that when battles are opened their members are fighting in the proper battles. If MU leaders are not active enough to keep their priorities updated daily if needed, we as a nation must be prepared to move our citizens into MUs that are.

We must abandon our current means of planning and carrying out battles, we have to create a larger organization that ensures we have people on around the clock who can set orders, place COs, and rally our citizens and allies to come to our aid whenever we need them. We must create a military council that includes as many active citizens from different timezones as possible. If we do this we will have the ability to better fight enemies that like to open battles while we sleep.

What I am suggesting may seem like a lot of work and sacrifice, but it is the only way we get ourselves out of our current situation. We must come together and we must be willing to sacrifice for the greater good.

Get your act together Canada, we must prepare for victory.