[Breaking News] Spain leaving ONE? [EN]

Day 1,472, 03:09 • Published in Portugal Portugal • by S.Ribeiro

Dear readers of the The Global Moustache

After the latest Spanish invasion against Portugal, we have been terribly busy in the last few days, researching and trying to uncover the true reasons for this attack. We have interviewed several important VIPs, paid a few bribes (Wine and Portuguese "Presunto" were given to a few government officials, for example) After much work, we found out that this attack has never been supported by ONE and it is simply eSpain's own doing.

But why would they invade Portugal, a country that has been at peace with them for a long time. We did not attack them treacherously when they "had their pants down", being attacked by eBrasil, eBroatia and eUSA. So why would they do it?


According to official sources, it is claimed that eSpain's main objective is the liberation of New Cabinda, formerly known as eVenezuela. But do the Spanish Mobile Forces suck so much that they can't do this own their own? Why would they need to pass a direct declaration of war against ePortugal?
The results of this war so far are clear to us:



After their overwhelming loss at The Battle of Norte, the eSpanish government quickly claimed that this was in fact a Training War. This declaration is one-sided, to say the least... if not a bit arrogant and cowardish, since no training war was discussed with neither our Emperor, nor our MOFA. So why would the eSpanish MOD tell their army to ignore this battle when we clearly saw it giving all they had?

The answer is clear: The eSpanish Government seeks to help EDEN/TERRA in its efforts to fight ONE, starting by destroying the weakest and most isolated core members: themselves.



It is the only explanation for having failed so hard! And seriously, I don't blame them! What reason would they have to fight for an alliance that ignores their interests, who prefers to fight here and here, instead of fighting where it is really needed, defending core member eSpain and FYROM.

We saw it happening again in the battle for Castilla y Leon, which ePortugal won again by a landslide.

I mean, it is true that EDEN has been unable to defend some members like eAustralia. But do not compare the sheer amount of damage that ONE can put on the battlefields, to EDEN's. There is NO excuse for not helping a core member when you are so powerful. I am sure that after seeing the ONE High Command being ridicularized so much, help will finally arrive to eSpain. But shouldn't this help have arrived a long time ago?



Does ONE not care about eSpain? Does it consider it one more of its satelites? Or does it consider it only a buffer zone to protect Polish and Serbian interests in Europe from TERRA? Is the Turkish propaganda finally taking its toll on ONE-eSpain relations?

We at The Global Moustache were amazed to continuously see many eTurks fighting gladly for us against eSpain on the battlefields, in spite of the MPP that apparently binds them together. I was even more amazed to see the lack of support and care given by ONE.

Spain, I advise you to think well on who you consider to be your allies.
ePortugal might be your enemies in game, but there has continuously been a relationship of mutual help and respect by our irl governments and peoples for quite some time, since our dictatorships fell. And before joining EDEN, we too used to know how it feels to be continously ignored by an alliance that only exists to serve a couple of its members.

Look around, remember your recent past when you were occupied by eUSA, eBrazil and eCroatia.... and think well.





I can clearly see a pattern. You just might be fighting for the wrong "friends". Well, they sure aren't fighting for you. They simply do not care.

And it makes me worry to see such a proud rival like you fighting for those who simply use you as a wall to protect their own Empires. Just look around... and think hard. It won't be difficult for you to find out who they are.

On a lighter note, thanks to EDEN/TERRA for the help you have given us, especially in Castilla y Leon. You have clearly shown us the contrast between the weak ONE Command and our Brotherhood High Command. No matter what happens in this war from now on, whatever doubts some may have had about joining you have dissipated.

Time now to support our Albanian friends fighting for freedom, along with continuing the American push into Iberia, by helping the Argentinian armada.

A big THANK YOU to all our allies:

Hail eGreece (congratulations for beating FYROM again!)
Hail eBrazil (nice to see your help. Our most sincere thanks to your great nation. And my personal thanks to BIG GIL, who was seen fighting for ePortugal. Even if you only did it because you don't like Spain... my most sincere thanks: your help did not go unnoticed)
Hail eArgentina (let's hope we can become neighbours soon!)
Hail eGermany
Hail eChile
Hail eRussia
Hail eFrance
Hail eItaly
Hail eBulgaria
Hail eTaiwan
Hail eCyprus
Hail eUSA
Hail eCanada
Hail eBroatia
Hail eBrolombia
Hail eRomania
Hail eChina
Hail eSouth Africa
Hail eBosnia and Herzegovina
Hail eNorway
Hail eFinland
Hail eIreland
Hail eIsrael
Hail eAlbania
Hail eIndia

PS: I am also quite happy to see an MPP signed between ePortugal and eIndia. I was even happier to see this comment on an Indian article:

Lets hope for peace and a continuous level of strong cooperation between our countries in the future. 😉

As far as eSpain is concerned. We have yet to see an official explanation about the lack of support given to Spain, from ONE's official newspaper. Don't you think that eSpain deserves an official explanation for this kind of behaviour?


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