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[BR] Statement Regarding the Billy Master Race

Day 2,627, 07:10 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Sambo223

I done nothing

So if could please all stop having a dick measuring contest and just concentrate on winning our battles that would do great things for Billy's fragile self-esteem. Also big congrats to all involved on our full weapon resources bonus achievement thingy. Sounds like that's a cool thing and will allow us to do stuff. Yes I haven't a clue what it's about but Wayne wrote an article on it so it must be important because you all seem to bow to his feet and lick his arse.

Umm...yeah that's all I wanted to say today apart from drawing your attention to a RL national outrage:

The Natural History Museum is retiring Dippy Diplodocus and replacing her with a blue whale because she isn't relevant!!! I'm sorry but if you think that a blue whale is better than a flipping DINOSAUR then you shouldn't be allowed to run a museum. Also Dippy is cool.

Rant over enjoy your day, eat a banana and headbutt a monkey. I don't even know what I'm writing either so shut up!

Thanks for reading please remember to vote, comment and subscribe,

Billy.

Comments

VoodooMike71 Day 2,627, 07:17

Wayne prefers people to bow to his arse and lick his feet. It's tough at the top.

Stevearino Day 2,627, 07:40

Doesn't Wayne like a good licking, or was that kicking?

Anyhow - blue whales aren't extinct (yet) so what's the point of having one in a museum?

Sambo223 Day 2,627, 08:01

30 votes already? Not sure if cos of Dippy or Wayne both just a pile of old bones

Pannonian Nomad Day 2,627, 08:14

Or maybe Voters Club? 😛 Just saw it when I was voting there 😃

K to the izza Mo Fo Day 2,627, 08:17

Who was your old account or multi? 😛

That's the question I always got asked when I started because I actually read articles and feeds and learned a bit about the country,

If this is your first account then high five and well done could do with some more active newborns who participate, the eUK is dying