[Boblo4CP] A Little Help From My Friends
Day 1,715, 05:23
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by Bob Boblo
I'm sure you have all heard the news; it has been reverberating through eUK for the last 48 hours, eliciting a response of confusion, elation and, in some cases, arousal.
I, Bob Boblo, have been chosen by The Real Spamicans as their August presidential candidate. After the folly of Iain Keers haughty imperialism, a major a rebuilding job is needed. Only a strong and experienced leader will do. I vow to ignite our fragile economy, instill pride back in our nation, and rebuild our diplomatic relations after they were sullied so much by Keer's megalomaniac, and quite frankly retarded, attempts to conquer North America and exterminate all Canadians.
Of course, even someone such as myself could never run the country alone. That is why I have worked day and night to assemble a dream team like no other.
Intoducing........My Cabinet
What was once the Ministry of Legislative Affairs will be streamlined into 5 new ministries.
Minister of Parlimentary Affairs: Jimbojoy
Jim will be in charge opening and closing votes, and managing general parliamentary business
Minister of Information: iGuy
iGuy will be in charge of keeping the eUK population informed about the current goings on of UK Politics
Minstier of Bureaucracy: The Dark Ace
The Dark Ace will meticulously work on increasing the scope of all legislation so that they are completely foolproof
Minstier of Ministers: Painkiller
Painkiller will oversee the running of Government, and ensure transparency in all departments
Speaker of the House: Diakun
Diakun's responsibilities will involve shouting 'Order' and doing John Bercow impressions
What was once the Ministry of Finance will be streamlined into 11 new ministries.
Minister of Financial Affairs: Arthur Wellesley
Arthur will regulate the flow of currency and manage the national currency
Minister of Business: Big Ant
Big Ant will oversee investment and management of UK Business
Minister of International Business: Dishmcds
Dishmcds will oversee investment and management of UK Business, on an international scale
Minister of Trade: Ayame Crocodile
Ayame will observe local and foreign markets looking for trade opportunities
Minister of International Trade: Snuggles
Snuggles will observe local and foreign markets looking for trade opportunities, on an internatial Scale
Minister of Work: Chaosthroty
Chaos will help new members find employment and will oversee government owned businesses
Minister of International Work: Kcirp
Kcirp will help new members find employment and will oversee government owned businesses, on an international scale
Minister of Transport: Stianoux
Stianoux will moniter the moving ticker industry and make sure all citizens have access to moving tickers
Minister of International Transport: Dio Brando
Dio will moniter the moving ticker industry and make sure all citizens have access to moving tickers, on an international scale
Minister of Groat Grubbing: Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar
Digby's department will message citizens asking them to donate spare change to the government. It is expected this policy will increases revenues by 0.6 gbp per month
Minister of International Groat Grubbing: Mr Woldy
Woldy's department will message citizens asking them to donate spare change to the government. It is expected this policy will increases revenues by 0.6 gbp per month, on an international scale
What was once the Ministry of Foreign Affairs will be streamlined into 7 new ministries.
Minister of Gallic Relations: Invalidation
Alice will be in charge of our diplomatic relations with France and Belgium
Minister of Iberian Relations: McAfee01
McAfee01 will be in charge of our diplomatic relations with Spain and Portugal
Minister of Nazi Relations: Temujin94
Tem will be in charge of out diplomatic relations with Germany, Italy and Japan
Minister of Placating Bloated Egos: Horice P Fossil
Horice will be in charge of our diplomatic relations with the USA
Minister of Leprechaun Relations: Daniel Thorrold
Daniel will be in charge of our diplomatic relations with Ireland
Minister of Plumbing: Frerk
Frerk will be in charge of our diplomatic relations with Poland
Minister of Relations with Shitty Unimportant nations: Roz
Roz will be in charge of our diplomatic relations with various minor nations like Canada and Indonesia
What was once the Ministry of Home Affairs will be streamlined into 9 new ministries.
Minister of Information: Bowler Hat Harry
Bowler Hat Harry will be in charge of keeping the eUK population informed about the current goings on of UK Politics
Minister of Education: Thomas765
Thomas will make sure all new players are taught correct etiquette and therefore represent our nation properly, abroad and at home
Minister of Culture: Steeev
Steeev will be given a portion of the government's budget and in return he will write a classic novel about erepublik that will glorify our acheivments and strike fear in the hearts of enemy nations
Minister of Media: Kumnaa
Kumnaa will present a TV Show called 'UKs Next Top President', in order to find the perfect replacement in the event of my death or impeachment.
Minister of Communication: Huate Allapies
Huate will take my phone calls
Minister of Justice: John Forseti
John Forseti will construct and command erepubliks first Robocop
Minister of Equality: Lily Jayne Summers
Lily will direct female players to the kitchen to ensure all cabinet members have tea on the table by 5pm
Minister of Immigration: Johnobrow
Johnobrow's deparment will be tasked with making sure Dastardly Iain Keers emigrates
Minister of Christmas: Cyborch
Cyborch will oversee the BBH Christmas Countdown Thread
What was once the Ministry of Defence will be streamlined into 5 new ministries.
Minister of War Production: Ron Swanson
Ron will make sure all of the MUs are producing sufficient war
Minister of War Logistics: Rodney McKay
In the event of war, Rodney will make sure everyone is properly supplied with war
Minister of War Publicity: Kumnaa
In the event of war, Kumnaa will make sure everyone is aware of what is going on by running around shouting 'THE END IS NIGH'
Minister of War Intelligence: ShadowUKCS
Shadow will spy on our enemies. If he performs well, I will give him a second testicle
Minister of War War: Snow_Gibbon
Snow Gibbon will command our troops in the event of war.
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Thank you for reading
Bob Boblo,
The Once and Future President
I, Bob Boblo, have been chosen by The Real Spamicans as their August presidential candidate. After the folly of Iain Keers haughty imperialism, a major a rebuilding job is needed. Only a strong and experienced leader will do. I vow to ignite our fragile economy, instill pride back in our nation, and rebuild our diplomatic relations after they were sullied so much by Keer's megalomaniac, and quite frankly retarded, attempts to conquer North America and exterminate all Canadians.
Of course, even someone such as myself could never run the country alone. That is why I have worked day and night to assemble a dream team like no other.
Intoducing........My Cabinet
What was once the Ministry of Legislative Affairs will be streamlined into 5 new ministries.
Minister of Parlimentary Affairs: Jimbojoy
Jim will be in charge opening and closing votes, and managing general parliamentary business
Minister of Information: iGuy
iGuy will be in charge of keeping the eUK population informed about the current goings on of UK Politics
Minstier of Bureaucracy: The Dark Ace
The Dark Ace will meticulously work on increasing the scope of all legislation so that they are completely foolproof
Minstier of Ministers: Painkiller
Painkiller will oversee the running of Government, and ensure transparency in all departments
Speaker of the House: Diakun
Diakun's responsibilities will involve shouting 'Order' and doing John Bercow impressions
What was once the Ministry of Finance will be streamlined into 11 new ministries.
Minister of Financial Affairs: Arthur Wellesley
Arthur will regulate the flow of currency and manage the national currency
Minister of Business: Big Ant
Big Ant will oversee investment and management of UK Business
Minister of International Business: Dishmcds
Dishmcds will oversee investment and management of UK Business, on an international scale
Minister of Trade: Ayame Crocodile
Ayame will observe local and foreign markets looking for trade opportunities
Minister of International Trade: Snuggles
Snuggles will observe local and foreign markets looking for trade opportunities, on an internatial Scale
Minister of Work: Chaosthroty
Chaos will help new members find employment and will oversee government owned businesses
Minister of International Work: Kcirp
Kcirp will help new members find employment and will oversee government owned businesses, on an international scale
Minister of Transport: Stianoux
Stianoux will moniter the moving ticker industry and make sure all citizens have access to moving tickers
Minister of International Transport: Dio Brando
Dio will moniter the moving ticker industry and make sure all citizens have access to moving tickers, on an international scale
Minister of Groat Grubbing: Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar
Digby's department will message citizens asking them to donate spare change to the government. It is expected this policy will increases revenues by 0.6 gbp per month
Minister of International Groat Grubbing: Mr Woldy
Woldy's department will message citizens asking them to donate spare change to the government. It is expected this policy will increases revenues by 0.6 gbp per month, on an international scale
What was once the Ministry of Foreign Affairs will be streamlined into 7 new ministries.
Minister of Gallic Relations: Invalidation
Alice will be in charge of our diplomatic relations with France and Belgium
Minister of Iberian Relations: McAfee01
McAfee01 will be in charge of our diplomatic relations with Spain and Portugal
Minister of Nazi Relations: Temujin94
Tem will be in charge of out diplomatic relations with Germany, Italy and Japan
Minister of Placating Bloated Egos: Horice P Fossil
Horice will be in charge of our diplomatic relations with the USA
Minister of Leprechaun Relations: Daniel Thorrold
Daniel will be in charge of our diplomatic relations with Ireland
Minister of Plumbing: Frerk
Frerk will be in charge of our diplomatic relations with Poland
Minister of Relations with Shitty Unimportant nations: Roz
Roz will be in charge of our diplomatic relations with various minor nations like Canada and Indonesia
What was once the Ministry of Home Affairs will be streamlined into 9 new ministries.
Minister of Information: Bowler Hat Harry
Bowler Hat Harry will be in charge of keeping the eUK population informed about the current goings on of UK Politics
Minister of Education: Thomas765
Thomas will make sure all new players are taught correct etiquette and therefore represent our nation properly, abroad and at home
Minister of Culture: Steeev
Steeev will be given a portion of the government's budget and in return he will write a classic novel about erepublik that will glorify our acheivments and strike fear in the hearts of enemy nations
Minister of Media: Kumnaa
Kumnaa will present a TV Show called 'UKs Next Top President', in order to find the perfect replacement in the event of my death or impeachment.
Minister of Communication: Huate Allapies
Huate will take my phone calls
Minister of Justice: John Forseti
John Forseti will construct and command erepubliks first Robocop
Minister of Equality: Lily Jayne Summers
Lily will direct female players to the kitchen to ensure all cabinet members have tea on the table by 5pm
Minister of Immigration: Johnobrow
Johnobrow's deparment will be tasked with making sure Dastardly Iain Keers emigrates
Minister of Christmas: Cyborch
Cyborch will oversee the BBH Christmas Countdown Thread
What was once the Ministry of Defence will be streamlined into 5 new ministries.
Minister of War Production: Ron Swanson
Ron will make sure all of the MUs are producing sufficient war
Minister of War Logistics: Rodney McKay
In the event of war, Rodney will make sure everyone is properly supplied with war
Minister of War Publicity: Kumnaa
In the event of war, Kumnaa will make sure everyone is aware of what is going on by running around shouting 'THE END IS NIGH'
Minister of War Intelligence: ShadowUKCS
Shadow will spy on our enemies. If he performs well, I will give him a second testicle
Minister of War War: Snow_Gibbon
Snow Gibbon will command our troops in the event of war.
___________________________________________________________________
Thank you for reading
Bob Boblo,
The Once and Future President
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Neat-o
voted for great arousal!
The Second Coming !
Horice (:
Most Excellent.
Ron swanson is eDead
I was gonna vote for you bob, but I failed to see a place in your cabinet for me...
Thats because I was going to make you Vice President Wayne 😉
awesome
I am glad I am noot in this cabinet. I might vote for you Bob Boblo.
on an international scale
Sir, if you can guarantee my testicle back... I am your man!!
Ahem, where is my Cabinet Position Bob?
my name
i saw my name ;_;
best day evar
Nice cabinat (especially the part about me)
Sweet bob, BMT can kiss my left nut!
BOBFORCP