[Avvecklingsverket] The Ref Dealership

Day 3,168, 09:56 Published in Sweden Sweden by Radsoc


eSwedish Department of Liquidation & Termination

Dear readers, multis and others

Firstly, we would like to report on the success of the #1 economic hub in erepublik, the Ref Dealership. Just in the past week great deals for almost 100 000 cc have been settled!

The sudden surge of demand concerning exit strategies has been induced by the latest arbitrary changes made by the tyrant Plato (while applauded by most collaborators), who recently successfully manipulated large chunks of the user base to consume more, while alienating others, which in both cases increased demand for CC and refs.

The concept of erepublik is that of a reverse ATM, that is gamified and made interesting to weak minds through the addition of decorated buttons. The whole system is rigged to eventually starve the market/"players" out of gold, and making them compete for its destruction, aided by some national flags made in paint to help pit people against eachother, and thus to create an urgent "demand" for gold. For this reason, after some time, a lot of collaborators feel the need to resort to begging and obeying the whims of their master, as disposable lumpen proletarians. These guys are completely addicted to their new "needs" and staunchly pro-admin anti-player players.


Plato takes a crap and delivers his "not even toilet paper money" to his collaborator minions, who are made to compete for rumored remains of golden wrapping that the vampire forgot to take off, in what's commonly rebranded as chocolate medals.

The department has also noted an increase in anarchist activity, where disillusionized collaborators abandon their former master and hand out gold to the ever shrinking horde of thralls.


An anarchist makes a scene to attract people to "help" - anarchist view.

In reality, this is what's going on:




Buried deep beneath year old soil collaborators rise to the smell of fresh gold.



But fear not! We have the tickets you need to get away from this anti-Player system while optionally earning a buck of not even toilet paper money. Contact us for details and we'll set you up with some fine deals!

And those of you who remain, organize to bring the vampire down! Hit him where you hurt him most, stop the deliveries of gold! No to MPPs, taxes and anything that siphons gold to his vaults!

Radsoc,
for Avvecklingsverket
MSAP Antiplatoniterna