[Astrid4Queen] Is This The Real Life

Day 2,630, 06:04 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Hail Astrid

Attention, all!

The current CP race is just too boring, polite and generally lacking in scandalous articles and/or slanderous accusations!

What has our society come to? Are we the result of thousands of Days of civilization, or are we the eUK?

I nearly began running myself, such was the lack of lulz.



Before I realized that was a very bad idea, considering that all I know how to do is work, train, collect my bonus and write articles with misleading titles.

Which is why I'm running for Queen of eUK.



Job description: to periodically boost the morale of eUK's citizens just by existing.



Having never stepped on a battlefield, this is particularly appropriate.

Of course, I wouldn't just declare myself a Queen out of blue. Following the true democratic process, it's up to you to decide!



Vote now!

So far I have no challengers to the throne, mainly because no one knew there was a throne to be had because my authority is unquestionable. However, if you think you'd be a better Queen than me...



And finally...



A shoutout to all my fans