[ASS Day 2,738] News from The Front, DoDSEP and New Recruits!

Day 2,738, 18:01 Published in USA USA by USAF Media
[ASS Day 2,738] News from The Front, DoDSEP and New Recruits!

Here’s what to look for in this week’s end Edition of ASS:
: 1: News from The Front
: 2: DoDSEP
: 3: Welcome to the Unit!
Editor & Writer: Hale26
Editors Note

Hey there-

I'm Hale26, USAF's new Media Officer. I'm going to be helping out with some USAF media for the next while. If you're interested in joining my team, joining USAF or anything of the sort - hit me up. The more the merrier.

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News
Writer: The Front

Good evening ladies and gents'!

Here are THE world's most interesting fronts as of Day 2738;

Greece vs Bulgaria-FYROM



Six days ago today (One year eRep wise) Bulgaria and Macedonia (FYROM) began their joint assault on our Greek allies. FYROMian forces launched diversionary assaults on Macedonia and Thessaly while Bulgaria liberated itself through relentless resistance wars and a real fight in Burgas. At the enemies' height, they held all their cores plus Macedonia.

Now the tides have been a turnin'. Greece pushed the FYROMians back at the battle of Thessaly, having since liberated the 400 residents of Macedonia and occupied both WESTERN and EASTERN Macedonia. The Greek army now fights to occupy the FYROM's Capital City of Povardarie. At the time of writing the battle is almost won.

Bulgaria too has been handed loss after loss by Coalition efforts against them, losing their nation's western lands (Sofia, Vidin, Plovdiv) after an unsuccessful forray into Greek-owned Thrace. Now the fight is in Bulgaria's Capital region of Burgas with a healthy lead by the Greeks and allies at time of publication.

The Iberian War



In a more tumulutus situation we find our friends Portugal and Columbia, fighting Spanish guerilla forces in the Iberian. Spain has liberated a few of their regions from the Serbians and Portugese in what would seem to be a bid to have lands for Congress this month. Currently we find Spain hitting Portugal through a resistance war in the coastal region of Murcia and a direct assault on Porto, North Portugal. While the Porto battle is only beginning, Murcia is being held by the Portugese with ease.

Columbia has jumped in to help keep Spain down with an assault on the Spanish Guerilla Capital in the Canary Islands. That fight is early on too but so far we're seeing a small lead for Columbia.

KEEP UP THE FIGHT O7

-The Front

DoDSEP (Department of Defense Strength Enhancement Program)
Writer: Hale26

DoDSEP CONTINUES!

This riveting DoD Program for Divisions 1 and 2 offers GOLD approximately every 2 weeks for players under level 45. This gold is to be used on training ground upgrades at the end of month sale. The goal of maxed training grounds, and the amazing #gains that come with them, is made a little easier for USAF's youngest thanks to programs like these.

To participate, go to #USAF and request supplies daily. If you request for 70% of the days you will receive gold. Every request is worth 0.22 gold so the more requests the better. No forms, no paperwork - all we ask for is a quick visit and !req in #USAF.

For questions about upgrading your training grounds and the DoDSEP program, contact program coordinator rainysunday.
Or if you're feeling desperate, feel free to bother me too o7.

-Hale26
Media Officer

Welcome to the Unit!
Writer: Hale26

USAF is as much a kick-ass unit as it is a family. With that, join me in welcoming some of #USAF's newest members fresh out of Flight Training:


Feel free to send them your personal regards, comment a PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE or even send a little donation or two. Or, better yet, send me a donation which I will surely pass on to them. Surely.

Welcome to the USAF, soldiers o7.

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The USAF wants YOU! Join today to become a member of this elite fighting force!

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