WTP for Congress

Day 2,100, 13:53 Published in USA USA by King Harambe X


I am running yet again for congress of this better than average awesome country. This term I was not even considering running until recent developments between parties sealed the deal for me. Parties are up to their usual acts of derision, sticking their noses where they don't belong...so that is why I figure getting more politically active again is in my best interest, as well as the country's.

Note: You know who you are, and you should feel silly thinking you can hold me down. I'm not Ajay, so consider this your first and last warning to leave well enough alone.


WTP'ers, I have contributed to the founding of this party, seen it through very tough times when people inside this very government chose to try to bully this party instead of work with it. I brought this party towards a peak of activity, and have since and have since offered counsel and advice to the consistent leaders of this party, to this day. I have done everything I can to deliver to you the highest level of democracy this nation has ever seen. I am proud of every single move I have made, as well as those of the people who followed me.

So when you go to vote in the current congressional primary, remember a vote for me is a true vote for the people. The people of WTP is what keeps me going, knowing that you can be assured of the utmost in representation. So vote smart, and vote for Leather Neck.


PEACE