WJ-The proletarian candidate
nick.bergman
Well it's not quite that dramatic, but we've been headed that way for a while. Everyone screaming the sky is falling. I think someone needs to start an ePopeyes, because chicken little might taste better than he sounds. Change is as inevitable as death and taxes, but at least the taxes are going down recently. With a change in scenery and change in play, it may be time for a change in pace as well.
I've been fairly quiet on the writing front for a while and some exciting news has inspired me to put fingers to keys once again. My mentor and my good friend WookyJack has decided to throw his hat in the ring for CP.(Country President for you new folks) Now I know everyone is thinking oh creative a support article well I am glad I wasted a minute of my life reading this far. Well if you take a minute to read further maybe I can help sway your stalwart mind in a different direction. Maybe if you continue reading you will see it's not just another support article based on the fact that this guy is my brother from another mother.
Now first everyone is looking to make sure all the boxes are checked for their candidates. Wooky has been PP, he's done gobs of media, he's done foreign affairs(even spending some time in another country setting stuff up and gaining contacts), he has been CO of a decent sized MU. He's done congress and you can interpret that however you want. He's helped serve in administrations at the national level and on the international level. If you want a complete list of everything and are unaware of what he has done he has even done the work to put it out there for everyone to see all you have to do is click here.
You can see there's a laundry list of been there's and done that's to ensure he has the experience. To be honest there's a lot of players with multitudes of experience that would be considered enough to run for CP, but the intangibles are what is hard to find. This man has an iron backbone and is not afraid to stand up for what he feels is right and to fight voraciously against what is wrong. He stands by his convictions, but is willing to follow the ebbs and flows that accompany change. He is a believer and I'm not talking about Dio, although he very much carries sand in his pockets. I'm talking about believing in people. He believes in and supports people that he believes in to the end. It would be difficult someone that will so strongly stand in the corner for his friends and his country and will do everything he can humanly and inhumanly possible to see something through.
There is an stirring in the depths of this country for something more interesting and along with in game changes; a change from the status quo. It's a call for not just a revolution, but for a turning of the tides. I believe with my e-soul that Wooky Jack is the Poseidon the eUSA needs to sail through the whirlpool of turbulence Plato creates. Summer of birth and invigorating re-activity is upon us. We need a CP who can match a Tsunami of activity in an unabashed Dio-like way.
Wooky as a close friend and mentor I expect nothing less from you. I expect this because I have seen it, I have learned from it and I have witnessed the change and inspiration you can bring to people, to party and to those that thought they'd given up. This many is ready for this call he's ready for your support. All he really needs for you is to give it. I call you my fellow citizens to show your support for a man that can revitalize, fortify and stimulate this amazing country in an exhilarating way.
Yes, yes you can! This is nick.bergman official spokesman currently for SFP. Throwing my full support wholeheartedly for Wooky Jack, because if I'm Jerry Rice he is my Bro Montana. I believe in a better eUSA so you need to ask yourself if you are. We need people on board, not on bored. What other questions could there be?
Of course there will be just join us for the fun and support Wooky Jack of the Socialist Freedom Party for Country President of the eUS, because 'Merica'!
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Comments
WJ for CP?
Finally some change I can get behind.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2519569/1/20
V/C/S and Share with everyone!
This will be interesting!
It shall be indeed
holy crap I came heterosexual bro-buckets. this is the most epic endorsement article I've ever read.
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Bromance.
Folks are totally jelly.
ilu man.
Total bromance
IF YOU A DAWG YOU A DAWG FO LYFE
tru dat
i second that.
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I'm sure if you would like he could use you
This makes me wet.
Most underrated comment so far. This needs attention.
Wet like a fox
v/s/c/e
Thank you kind sir
This is something I would like to see.
Only you can prevent forest fires and defend freedom at the same time.
WJ4CP
Fo sheezy
voted.
awesome
voted
did you vote hard?
Penis
Sea anemone
good luck to you.
thank you for the well wishes
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Will you respond to every comment in the section, and how often do you scan the comment section for new comments to respond to? 😛
Thanks for ruining it for everyone! 🙁
You know the rules: You've exceeded your daily dose of fun here, now back to your regularly scheduled clicking.
Thank you for your ill advised comment. I wish you the best of luck on your continued drunken potato farming.
Who needs luck? Me & my 36 Catholic siblings have been potatoed drunk farming since we were old enough to chew a bottlecap off.
I'll make potatoes into Vodka and drink them! MUAHAHAHA
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comment o7
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WJ4CP o7
Voted! o/