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Why you could be a cleric?

Day 2,950, 06:20 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by Releasethe Krakken

Say one day a random stranger stops with a white van alongside you and invite you to partake in his candy. Would you? That is often the sickening reality when you join other MU's . They have no candy by the way it is all a scam.

They never had any candy. They never will have any candy. None of them is on even one mailorder candy list. Often a person like Tomislav Little Bear Man Croaturum will catch onto the scam to late. Like 500 BH's later they will one day wake up and ask bewildere😛 Was there not supposed to be candy?

Real cases of sugar withdrawal symptoms do not stop these monsters.

So thats why you should join Clerics. We do not offer you any candy to join. We dont have a white van and also we wont mislead you with bear mating calls.

As cleric you will only be required to contribute damage to Ireland or our allies.

Comments

Winston Hope Smith Day 2,950, 07:10

lol

Winston Hope Smith Day 2,950, 09:02

RtK...for your article https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KxPXYWSHAHI/maxresdefault.jpg

Winston Hope Smith Day 2,950, 09:04

bloody links http://prntscr.com/9fql2j

Redi Jodikku Day 2,950, 09:16

Weirdest claim to join a MU ever.

Sweet Drinker Day 2,950, 09:43

so, er... got any candy?

Releasethe Krakken Day 2,950, 12:46

for u perhaps

Sweet Drinker Day 2,950, 13:09

my d3 slumber is about over. might try out the military thing for serious.

PORTOFOLAS Day 2,951, 01:05

It is Tomislav Little Bear Man Croatorum, not Croaturum.

Releasethe Krakken Day 2,952, 02:02

difference?

Crosseye Day 2,952, 03:04

You show us the picture of the van with candy and gold offered and then tell us you don't have any candy. You wily old devil you, with your subliminal messages.

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