Why We Should Attack Ireland
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Attacking Ireland
Of course, only if you live in a cave will you not have heard about the mounting pressure to attack Ireland.
Not that sort of mounting
So, in this edition, I'll tell you 5 good reasons why we should be invading them.
1 The Public Says YES
The chart says it all. Those in favour voted yes, amassing an enormous majority of 95.5%. This was a poll taken on the eUK forums. IT IS STILL GOING, so the result may change in the meantime.
2 They Have Resources
Yes, they do
Resources are vital to a country's economy, right? Who cares if we don't need them! We can use them for... stuff! Hoorah!
And, we've lost some resources while renting out the East of England and Yorkshire and Humberside. We definitely need them!
3 We'll Be Doing Them A Favour
It is common knowledge that the Irish are a wild, untamed species. By invading their country, we will be introducing them to civilisation, and perhaps we'll be able to drag them out of their savage habit of drinking beer and eating potatoes.
They are also unable to run a stable government, as is shown almost daily by every decision made. By invading them, we shall impose a new, stable government.
4 The British Isles Needs to be United
If that top bit is ours, why can't the bottom bit be ours too?
When Ireland left the Union, they were asking for trouble. As part of the British Isles, they have an obligation to be part of the Union, but they seem to think they are above all this.
The island of Ireland can also be used as a shield against those pesky Yanks and Canadians.
In this picture, Ireland is the shield, England, Scotland and Wales is the guy behind it
5 It'll be FUN
Who cares about the cost of such an invasion when we get to thrash a nation of complete idiots?
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lol im half irish and i still find this funny 😃 bring on the irish invasion 😃😃
Don't forget that all it takes is 5 BCH members to
1. Lock down their congress forums
2. Leave them without a president for a week
3. Make him quit in the first place
4. Make the VP quit
5. A self-perpetuating trollocaust all day, every day
6. Get them down to 3 regions because of our interruption in training wars
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Voted hard, Lets do it!
for everybody who agree's with this, take a look http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-bep-the-partys-manifesto-1702239/1/20 if the Government won't do it, we will!
This is one of the most entertaining articles i've seen on erepublik yet.
voted and subbed lol
It's about time we were listened to! Let the invasion begin!
Do eet! o/
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Vote Baroness Margaret Thatcher on the 5th of April = Invasion of Ireland your choice guys! New Horizons New Opportunities Here For You The Conservative Party.
Fine, but US is keeping Southeast of Ireland.
Ireland is not part of the British Isles... and it is the Americans not the 'Yanks' think of the poor Americans living in the south of their country.
@ Ka-Raal
Umm... Ireland is in the British Isles. And 'Yanks' is a slang name.