WHPR 5613: uh, Houston...
James S. Brady Press Room
Dateline: Monday April 3, 2023 (Day 5613 )
Location: James S Brady Press Room, The White House
In Today’s White House Press Report:
:1: Fight Smart– Or Else!
:2: Government Media Blitz
:3: Repair Yard : Know Other Lands
Editor’s Note:
Fight Smart– Or Else!
The top pic says it all.
Some guys are out there medal hunting at the expense of America’s strategic interests.
Congress is aware of this, and you know how they are once they get their teeth into a Law. Especially when it comes to money they’re paying out.
(yes, there’s a Law covering malicious wrong side damage, the Government Program Eligibility Act)
Once called out, with evidence, the Law kicks in and you’re Temp Banned from Government funded programs (specifically GIMP). Congress can Discuss and Vote to repeal your Temp Ban, but they’re gonna get tired of this real quick and good luck getting your Red Flag Lift request pushed through in any hurry.
This policy will be followed by Interior’s Food and Weapons Program– the Food portion will be Government funded soon, and the Weapons portion is sponsored by the very people who have to expend more energy/cost to undo your selfish damage.
No, the Federal level government will not pay you to work against us.
And, as President and on behalf of our Generals, I strongly request that Party and MU leadership help get the word out… smarten up, soldiers, we’re a freaking team here.
Government Media Blitz
WHPR Repair Yard : Know Other Lands
Press Corps Writer Pfenix Quinn
The Peoples' Repair Yard is pleased to promote some of the more intriguing WPA- and fake-WPA-inspired artwork aimed at inspiring the happy gangs of E-merican players to step up their game, have more fun, and be prepared to deal with threats posed by scary things that are out there!
One of the many joys of eRepublik is its international scope. Along with engaging in play-war and play-trade and play-diplomacy and other play-hoo-ha with folks from around the world, it's kind of neat place to actually meet and get to know people from other countries and lands. If have not already reached out to someone from another land, give it a try. Ask a question. Maybe you'll make a new friend and learn about a place you've never been to.
Today’s edition of the WHPR brings to a close our current contract with Pfenix Quinn.
I have one week to talk him into continuing on with us another month or so.
I’d like to talk him into being SecMed, or at least WHPR Managing Editor, but have been and would continue to be grateful for the segments just like we’ve been getting.
So, um… what do y’all think? Does Quinn need to abandon some critical part of RL to dedicate even more time to this miserable game, and all for our entertainment and a few article votes..?
Kickstart the media. Every keystroke counts.
WHPR 5613: uh, Houston...
https://erepublik.com/en/article/2765361
Your White House Press Corps Writers Today,
Quinn, and Custer.
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WHPR 5613: “Houston…”
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draft Quinn
If you post that picture at the top of an article, I’ll send you 1 gold. (yay!)
https://hosting.photobucket.com/images/ad221/ArmyPublicAffairsOffice/Carl_Stop_that_shit.png
o7
I'm guessing that that Quinn guy probably needs some kind of incentive? You know, something dramatic and shockking to get his old bones rattling. Just spit-balling here... say... maybe, if it wasn't contrary to the rule book and public sensitivites.... like, a public flogging of certain trite penguin with an innane grudge against the SFP?
I was going to go with making like he doesn't exist, in government media, like that other guy..
maybe as SecMed or WHPR Editor you'd take Official Media more in a corporal punishment direction-- from an Official and Federal perspective, of course, not waving the SFP flag while flogging the... who? see, I've already dismissed him.
A wise approach.