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This article is written in order to celebrate the nomination of His Beloved Archtrollness Bakalin for Minister of revolution!!! (Clicky, clicky)

We all know good things start when the ignorant, imbecile, crazy population rises to revolt against the tyrants of the oligarchies.

Down with the tyrants!!! We demand revolution!! Viva la revolucion!!!

How can we describe the qualities of such a great master of the quill, tank in disguise, and overall a very amusing and entertaining person. Lets not forget that His Archtrollness was one of the first eBulgarian citizens to implement the almighty trolling policy - "Troll as much as you can and people will listen someday".

We, his humble subjects, are so grateful for the eternal sunshine he bestows upon us, the amazing brain damage he provides with each of his articles (each and every dead brain cell means a happier person), that we would like to state out the obvious:

We are dirt beneath your shoes, Your Archtrollness!!!! Please forgive us our transgressions and deliver us salvation and revolucion!!! Viva la revolucion!!!!



She approves of His Archtrollness' nomination and threatens to shoot on sight anyone who doesn't!!!

Long live his Archtrollness!!!!