Tuesday's Daily Dose

Day 2,527, 05:35 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Nights0ul

Potpourri



"There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly."

-- Buckminster Fuller



Jokes

A man was talking to a group of men at the office and he said, "In MY house I am the boss. I say when the laundry is done, when the cooking is done and when the dishes are washed."

One of the guys at the table said, "How long have you been married?"

The man says, "Oh, I'm not married!"

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Driving through thick coastal fog, Bob can hardly see more than a few yards ahead, so he decides to stay as close as he can to the car in front. All of a sudden, the car in front brakes abruptly and Bob smashes into it.

He gets out and shouts into the fog, "What did you brake for?"

"What are you doing in my garage?" the other driver responds.

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St. Peter was at the pearly gates, making his usual list of names of people waiting to get into heaven. The first man walked up and Peter asked, "Who are you?"

"It's me, Albert Jones," the voice replied. St. Peter took his name and let him in.

St. Peter asked the second one the second same question, "And who are you?"

"It's me, Charlie Anderson." St. Peter took his name and let him in.

Finally he turns to the third, asking the same question, "Who are you?"

"It is I, Vera Chapman," answered the third.

"Oh, great," muttered St. Peter. "Another English teacher."

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I made a mental note, but forgot where I put it.