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Why the excuse me.

We travel back 1000 years. The Canada of then was the leading nation in North America and its Southern neighbor America a joke. It was quite a common thing for a bold Canadian to have several American slaves of all races.

Yes the canadian of old did not make excuses either it be hunting bear with only a knife or or pleasuring a multiple of woman inbetween a bout of heavy drinking and eating.


There was not much fighting as most canadian men of that time did not bother themselves with concepts such as wife or gf or such g* shite.



Yes indeed the Canadian of old was a fierce lot and never ever in their whole lifes ever excuse themselves for any actions they took.

In fact there was just one they feared and for which they huddled afraid alongside the fire at night and that was krakken.

For too fear he that lurks in the sea was a good thing and ordained. For the men of old knew that when you went on the sea and did not fear he that lurked there ,your body would most luckily crash limp and dead back on the beach in front of your house. But other than Krakken they feared not death or any living creature.

The day of shame

It was with such bold bravado that the ancient first regiment went to war with the british forces to finally rid their meek friends to the south of their chains.

But unbeknowst to or bravemen the british soldiers laid a sinister trap.



And they captured some amazon woman



And as the Canadian strong men charged they faced big strong woman and their senses was fried . Should they f* them or fight them.
This was soon answered as the Amazonian's attacked them and beat them to a single men to the ground and thereafter forced themselves on their captives.

The horrid details to horrid even for this newspaper. And after 5 years of them being slaves to these horrid woman they were released and the shame of what happened was so great that they started saying excuse me incessantly because with their masters they could not be bold and had to say excuse me mistress a lot.

And so as fighting force they meant nothing for if even 1 of them touched the other with his gun he would say excuse me.



And when they returned a massive transition occured. At night they would have nightmares not only about woman anymore but about animals and all kinds of critters attacking them.

They would pass out at the sight of some beaver .... and not shoot it as they usually would do.

And they could never ever have normal sex again and it would always in the dark of night and with a lot of excuses me. Excuse me no excuse me excuse me eXcuse me excuse me excuse me.. [cigarettes]

And through the process of natural selection this trait was passed on to their children and thats why Canadians say excuse me 50000 times a year. 100000 if they have a hot wife and why they need to suffer the subliminal inert shame caused to their ancestors which was passed on generation after generation

Te😛 God I hate hospitals.
Dougal: Do you ever notice it’s usually sick people who end up in hospitals?

Until that day on day 2565 when a healer appeared

Mrs. Doyle: And what do you say to a cup?
Jack: Feck off cup!

And Krakken that masters of the sea was a bit peeved. And could often be overheard saying their like a bunch of wee ninnies . I wish they could feck off with their "excuse me" bollocks.

And often he would completely lose it in conversation with a canadian





and often it would end up with a sermon

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Which didnt help as often the poor Canadian said what or excuse me one more time.

So Krakken one night broke down and wondered what he could to bring back his Canadian brothers so they would stop uttering the incessant excuse me.

So that night he went down to all of the maple trees and he made maple syrup a combo of sugar, krak, viagra and pure south african blood.

Because south africans was said not to take kak from anyone.

And tomorrow when you wake up you will wake up with a ......................