To the Council of the Republic

Day 2,684, 13:20 Published in Czech Republic Czech Republic by milestailsprower

HI I'M MILOS HERE WITH A FANTASTIC LIMITED TIME EREPUBLIK OFFER NOT AVAILABLE IN RETAIL STORES

ARE YOU TIRED OF A DICTATOR THAT ACTUALLY FOLLOWS THE CONSTITUTIONAL GUIDELINES?!

DO YOU WANT A REAL MACHO DICTATOR WHO ACTUALLY DICTATES OVER THE PLEBIAN MASSES?!


DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT LEG DAY WORKOUTS I GET ALL THE MOBIAN GIRLS

Yes sirs and mademoiselles I am an active member of this community who is not afraid to impose his entire will upon a people for the greater good of society. You saw how smoothly the country ran when I was president. Polish occupation? Gone. American occupation? Too easy to handle for Milos. Hungarian occupation right after I left? That was repulsed by the pure lingering aura of my 3 month rule. Imagine what I could do without the burgeoning bureaucracy. What is this country anyway? A bunch of the same old senior citizens who actually know the diplomatic history of our country? BORING.

Agenda or something:
FIGHT EVERY WORLD LEADER 1v1
--EVERYONE WILL LOSE I WILL BE DICTATOR OF THE WORLD
--EVER SEEN A FOX IN THE RING WITH AN ELEPHANT OR A RED DUCK BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE COOL YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DURING MY ASCENT TO POWER
--FIGHT THAT STUPID CZECH LION TOO
--ABSOLUTE HEGEMONY more like ABSOLUTE HELLA MONEYYYYY


i'll fight you like it's novemeber 17, 1989
BRING IT PUNK


ADVENTURES OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG REQUIRED EDUCATION
--GREAT LEADER MILOS AND HIS HISTORY WILL BE TAUGHT IN AN EASILY DIGESTIBLE CARTOON FORM
--UNIVERSITY EDUCATION: LITERALLY JUST THE AMERICAN COMICS, NOT THE BRITISH COMICS THAT BLASPHEME GREAT SONIC'S IMAGE AND PERSONALITY

EVERYONE GETS THE FRESH KIN-JONG UN FADE AT THE BARBER
--I AM ETHNICALLY KOREAN AND THEREFORE LOOK UP TO GREATEST DICTATOR KIN-JONG UN
--I SHOULD MAKE AN ALBUM OF ME JUST POINTING AT THINGS IN FACTORIES AND INDUSTRY
--YEAH ADD THAT TO REQUIRED ART EDUCATION



CHRISTIAN THEOCRACTIC STATE
--hey even i respect everyone's right to religious expression (or lack thereof)
--i mean relationships with God have to be personal i can't force that on y'all

BEER
--SELF EXPLANATORY




REAL quotes about Milos:

"nnoone wants you in Czech republic furry f*****"
-meal for foxes :^)

"man your liberalism is most close to ČSSD
but sincerely no teenager is supporting them"
-Red Duck

"Because in your goverment gonna be and slovakian citizen,you wanna to sell Czech to Slovaki,right.Don't take this like a offense"
-UNPATRIOTIC SCUM

"you are not allowed to legally drink... poor fox 🙁"
-Bootcha

"Long live the King!
or queen?
😃"
--Chelsis

"if u are commie then iam leaving Czech Republic 😃"
--WESKY

Warm regards,