To my Friends from the Pampas (pun intended)

Day 2,655, 15:08 • Published in Argentina Germany • by cbird
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So it seems that some glorious argentinian fighters had the idea to conguer the "small and weak" country of eGermany today and the results were quite funny.

The plan was plain and simple:
1) create a german mu
2) gather a bunch of stronk fighters
3) become dictators
4) take all the germoneys

however there were a few flaws in this plan. I don't know who was in charge of planning the operations but he failed on several aspects.

1) the timing: the rounds started just in the morning german time, yes you read that right german time so most argentinian fighters were asleep at that time while here in germany people just started their day and were able to react. The first few rounds were easily won with almost no argentinian damgage.....
2) the damage calculation: the person planning the operation probably didn't know that half of germanys tanks are normally in different countries and also have gathered friends in those countries that were willing to come and help.
3) the actual battle: germanys forces were flawlessly organized COs were active the whole time, everyone was willing to fight. while argentina gathered a bunch of people that weren't even online when the battle occured.

the result was more than smashing:



not even a single battle was won in divs 2 & 4
NOT EVEN ONE!11



epic fail.



i hope you learnt your lesson and won't try to mess with us in the future.
this article is dedicated to the people that participated in the operation

everyone else have a nice day 🙂
Special thanks are going to:

MRSA SPB for always having my back and tons of d2 dmg
Mados City for his work in d3
omg_87 & biiis for their show of force in d4
Yosemite Sam01 for the translation of argentinian mu shouts (funny as hell)

and everyone who made this happen 🙂

oh and to gran sanguchon for the epic (and expensive) d2 fight 😉