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Threatening to Make a Killing. [Gold Prize]

Day 1,583, 07:33 • Published in Australia

• by NewtonSG

All this talk about death threats and I have nothing to show for it. Nearly three years have I played eRep and not a single death threat was given to me (at least not directly anyway.)

AAAAGH!

I feel left out.

Therefore, I would like you to threaten to kill, maim, dismember or what ever sick and devious plan you can come up with for me in a comment.

And I will give 5 gold to the most creative/brutal description of my death possible in order to pay for my safety.

You have 48 hours.

Someguy9123.

Comments

NewtonSG Day 1,583, 07:39

P.S The GGP is awesome.

Binda33 Day 1,583, 07:42

I will use my l33t haxx0r skills on you...

srg91 Day 1,583, 07:42

i will put you in the same room as henry for 48 hours, alone and in the dark.

Henry the 8th Day 1,583, 07:45

...
I will paint my privates in glow in the dark paint 😛😛

Testware Day 1,583, 07:45

I will use your IP and change your name from Someguy to Thatguy. Yes. It can be done. I've seen it happen before.

srg91 Day 1,583, 07:46

So there will be a tiny source of light in the room?

Testware Day 1,583, 07:47

Wait... I got one better: SILENCE! I KEEEL YOUU!!

Henry the 8th Day 1,583, 07:47

It will be like the light sabre from attack of the clones 😛😛

Testware Day 1,583, 07:48

More like attack of the carrotsticks.

Testware Day 1,583, 07:48

Glow-in-the-dark Carrotstick and Grapes.

Miss Wolf Day 1,583, 12:27

lol@Testware

I cannot give you any description, Someguy, because I wub you too much. ; )

p.s. The GGP is now 20% cooler. : D

LanyIsLost Day 1,583, 14:12

I would just tie you in a chair and make you play CAPS LOCK for 24 hours and if you try to fall asleep I'd squirt you with a water gun.

infin Day 1,583, 14:37

You will be licked to death by kittehs, (and then they will quietly feed on your rancid corpse for weeks until the RSPCA arrives).

Koyaanisqatsi Max Day 1,583, 18:25

Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you. I'm gonna rip off your cojones and boil 'em in motor oil. Then I'll kill you, and when you're dead I'll kill you again!!! 😃

( totally kidding as requested )

Ezekiel Thomas Day 1,584, 02:41

I will bound and Gag you. Then load you on to my spaceship and take you to Amazonia. Where you will recieve death by SNU-SNU!!!!!!!

shitty copy but relevant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzXVj4Sw7uE

deadaccount Day 1,584, 08:20

I'll make you wear a dress and become the first contestant on the hit new reality show "Rellori wants a wife".

Binda33 Day 1,585, 03:41

Mudkip, that's just cruel and unusual...

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